We're surely less than a year away now from men dooming the planet by transferring the entirety of earth's wealth to the bitcoin account of a racist cartoon because she has big ol' tittehz.
That was me. Sorry. I just love a good influencer.
You're in my prayers during these trying times, eh?
Good!
I was saying during his first term that the only question reporters should ask him is "Why are you so dumb?" But, I mean, there's so much more to ask him about now that they all just ignore!
I'm with you. Just piss him off over and over again. God he sucks.
holy crap those hairdos. Was this from a Justice League Quarterly?!
oh yeah. so much bickering. even J'onn occasionally becomes undignified in that group of children!
The first reporter to get him throwing a punch, uttering a slur, or stroking out on live television will be hailed as a national hero.
Oh man I would have died from coming!
"Fuck off" just because he's lame or because he's calling the Giffen/DeMatteis Justice League the "greatest coalition of heroes"?!
Probably just both, eh?
It would have been a better twist than the non-twist they went with after everybody knew who Monarch really was!
This guy was probably staying nearby and got a boner.
Against the Day by Pynchon. One Line at a Time.
1173: He parked the wagon out on a vacant patch in Murray Hill and set in to study the mysteries of light-portraiture as then understood, gathering information dip-fingered and without shame from everyplace . . .
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Against the Day by Pynchon. One Line at a Time.
1172: Merle's all-night illumination prolonged itself into an inescapable glow that began to keep him awake.
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Against the Day by Pynchon. One Line at a Time.
1170-1171: "Just what people have been noticing ever since the first sunburn," Roswell shrugged, "which is that light makes things change color. The professors call it 'photochemistry.'"
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why is the graphic a penis?
Against the Day by Pynchon. One Line at a Time.
1169: Even if it was only some conjuring trick, purely secular, he wanted to learn it.
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Against the Day by Pynchon. One Line at a Time.
1168: He knew he sounded like some rube at the fair but couldn't help it.
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Against the Day by Pynchon. One Line at a Time.
1167: "Do one more."
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Review of September 1999's Planetary #5 by Warren Ellis, John Cassaday, and Laura Depuy Martin:
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Eee! Tess Ate Chai Tea: The Newsletter #24 from May 2018.
The Incel Special.
Please do not read this.
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I've been re-reading Tales of the City (1976) and every now and then they mention the parrots. Fucking wild.
Tuxedo Cat (Gravy!) standing up doing a penguin imitation as she guzzles Churu.
Gravy enjoying her gravy like a prim lady.
Mine from elementary school. Battlestar Galactica featuring the friendliest Cylon ever:
Review of July 1999's Planetary #4 by Warren Ellis, John Cassaday, and Laura Depuy Martin:
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I will never for my entire life forget centrists giving me "but how will we pay for it" lectures about universal healthcare.
OK, I did a bad thing. I just won this Auction. I need to pass the hat. Please DM me if you want to throw money at this so I can actually make bill payments.
