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NOEM TAKING QUESTIONS - DOES NOT APPEAR TO KNOW SHE WAS FIRED

Screenshot of tweet. Photo of a single seat in a Dutch train with the caption "yess de cuckstoel is nog vrij"

A fundamentally stupid language

Screenshot of a tweet saying "we hebben een serieus probleem"

It makes me giggle when germans call it chatgbt

Holding up a copy of a book, Tales of the Suburbs: LGBTQ+ Lives Behind Net Curtains by John Grindrod, in front of two suburban semis and a speed bump

Wouldn't you LOVE to have me on your podcast/radio show/other modern communications thingy? Tales of the Suburbs is out next week, and it would be smashing to get word out as far as possible over the next few months via the medium of chat. Slide into my DMs or www.johngrindrod.co.uk/contact x

First week in the BBC graphics department and already thriving

Yet another reason for the english to get the hell off of the island and give us our land back

The "espresso martini" brunette hair color trend feels rich, picture of a pretty lady (gracie abrams?) with such hair

Hearing about this new trend. It's called brown hair

Plot twist: only ever uses an SM58 gaffer taped to her wig

New drag name: Britney Mike

Dude can rock a Britney Mic too

Wanna know how extra bad traffic is where I am? The taxi app just sent a safety message asking if I need help because the car hasn't moved in a long time

It makes sense if Bahamas isn't completely missing from the map

An early TV ident screen for Sky One

I'll only accept that if they bring back the 90s idents

Map of the world if scaled by Maltese speaking population

That level of quizzing looks terrifying! I got 1 and then mixed up Leningrad and Stalingrad

Don't worry about the tight connection in Brussels: that DB service is, was, and always will be delayed.

K-9 from Doctor Who as a badge, with a rainbow flag tail

Gay-9 is here!

Oh good shout

The worst keyboard key is caps lock. The best is probably the numpad enter key but I'm open for suggestions.

Lol unskippable ads on instagram now

Reader, it did not transcribe.

Screenshot of an 8 minute 49 seconds whatsapp voice message

If this is you, get a podcast instead

Still wishing MS office dev could have been paused circa 2017 and just set to bugfixing

That jump scare oil shack really got me. Truly the most cursed of all photos

You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test

Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)

Good tech.

Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)

Bad tech.

I miss Germany too

I can massively recommend Not At All

Just saw someone with a bitcoin logo tattoo. These truly are the end times