Matt

St Michaels?

Very excited for a Christmas where my diet is absolutely vile, and, right on time, I've just broken my tooth.

I am on day 4 of the evil fight and wonder if I'll ever recover.

My YouTube review of the year has me banged to rights.

Cheers Spotify. See you in 2026. 🖕🏼

Sexed up reboot of Ghostwatch on the way.

When you specifically say, no picture = no chat.

Elizabeth, really!

I can't quite put my finger on when it became a level of irritating that rendered it one to miss, but I suspect it coincided with the arrival of Shirley.

It's a tearjerker and a half

If it has certain demographics frothing at the mouth over the portrayal of men, you know #RiotWomen is exactly the drama we needed in 2025. Also, it’s bloody wonderful.

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😂😂 What is anxiety for if not to share?

I struggle more with the notion that the 80s is as far away from today as it was from World War 2...

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I still believe!

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They're only noodles, Michael.

Nearly 4 decades on, I'm still crystal clear on the pronunciation 😂😂

Tony Romeo!! 😍😍😋😋

Need to know if this is Max Farnham's 7th child

Champagne on ice and handing round the cigars. Half an hour to go. #Brookside

Just like that without the speed, and therefore less reason for it.

Just went arse over tit on my way to the station

Post you from a different era

Just realised that Stacey's final line was the same as her original exit in 2010 #EastEnders #nerd

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. I think Grindr wants to kill me and is sending out its worst men to do its bidding.

I mean. Annie Walker was just the best creation in soap history wasn't she? #Corrie #BeaumontsofClitheroe

#newprofilepic

Absolute triumph! I bloody loved my little trip to Nottingham to see this, and Maxine Peake was absolutely 👌

Loving Beattie Pearson being 49 years old here. #Corrie

#EastEnders launches new psychosis storyline

What I'm wearing to the rapture: