Sad Chicken Man Name of Shane

Shrimps

Yes she always gets her worm

Rosie is digging for worms

Digging for worms

If I was playing I could do this for sure. Not confident I could right now but I would try, lol.

I was gonna keep doing this with every game that I could think of but the zoom in showed me Tecmo Super Bowl so now it feels like too much

Do u have Tecmo Bowl?

Cuddle session with Goldie, we are touching beaks for a photo op.

Here I am comforting Goldie through one of the many scary moments in Alien, her favorite film.

I love when MLS forgets they have Canadian teams.

Olympics are fine but nothing beats the thrill of watching the map with the little car carrying my pizza

Yeah she was trying to leave me without a crumb for myself.

My tuberculosis quesadilla and tuberculosis hot sauce

The pics depict Rosie approaching my cheese quesadilla and then striking with no regard for my feelings or wellbeing.

Just got TB and I won’t be sharing with Rosie because of last time…

I just don’t have shit to say.

3 normal birds.

Regular, normal birds.

Classic Shane apologist.

I was just at the store and the checker asked what I was making since I have so many random veggies and I had to say it was for chickens lol

Going to the store

Going for a drive

Marrying Shane is a mistake.
It can be annoying and unsettling, yes, but it usually isn’t. I have seen lots of Shane art that has made my day and some I wish I never saw.

No I will only give you annoying Cloud honks.

🔊

Go Hawks

Pizza

Oh that shit rocks

Was a gift

A light blue shirt with many chickens portrayed.

Wearing this shirt to the doom show tonight lol

Quick chicken break

Bad.

Goldie taking a step inside while simultaneously seeming to second guess the step

Goldie bringing back the Lennon walk? 🤔

What