Hey. Trans people.
Mwah.
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Hey. Trans people.
Mwah.
Gotta engage, yes. Gotta care for self as well, yes.
My heart has been so heavy lately with the whole *gestures to the vast expanse*
Recent tiny antidotes:
-spontaneous craft nights with dear friends
-eating lunch with coworkers (not at my desk!)
-crossword puzzles
Some days you lose at connections but then get the wordle in two. The arc of the universe bends towards justice.
Today there was still light in the sky at 5PM!
This was quite possibly the wildest session we’ve ever recorded. I can share no details because spoilers but holy shit.
Good news, I have eaten three orchids this very eve
“Beyoncé has the world population in the palm of her hand. She achieved world domination through general rizz!”
TOMORROW IS SPRING
Absolute anarchy that checking your email every 30 minutes does not make the message you’re waiting for arrive any sooner
HAHAHAHA WHAT A GREAT FUNERAL SPIDERS ARE EVERYWHERE THE WITCH IS WAITING EVERYTHING IS FINE HOLY SHIIIIIIITTTT
Episode 3 is coming in hot on February 27th. Link in our bio to catch up on 1 & 2!
Totally normal to be looking at jobs in the city you visited for a day and a half and fell in love with, right?
“I didn’t eat him WHOLE HAWK!”
“Fabrice’s leg is so hard!”
“The president should NOT be nibbling his constituents!!”
“What’s more Russian than Saginaw??”
“I’m cross fading as a barbarian!”
Help I looked at a picture of a nasty spider and now have the heebiest of jeebies
My head canon is that person gets hoisted on high by their manager because of this specific review (don’t burst my bubble just let me pretend the nice lady at the fast casual restaurant is getting a whole parade for being kind)
In a world full of negativity, I derive so much joy by leaving utterly GLOWING reviews of whoever is simply doing a great job in those little surveys restaurants ask you to complete.
No greater joy than using the word “plonk” in my novel.
Has anyone done a screamo punk cover of Blank Space? I have some ideas…
One day I will figure out the technique of making perfect velvety lemon butter pan sauce.
Today is not that day. But it still tastes good.
Welcome to Season 2! And welcome, dear listener, to the town of Spillman: a place filled with folklore, eccentric family recipes, and hauntings. Although… that depends on which stories you believe.
Episode 1 is available now:
pod.link/1529476065/e...
“That’s the horsiest unicorn I’ve ever seen!”
Communication is key.
“Oh yeah, I forgot your nose was sentient and critical!”
Pleased to report that Darude’s Sandstorm still gets me just as hype today as it did in 2000.
Ooh no I like it
I’ve invented a cocktail made of whiskey, apricot jam, and chai concentrate. Now taking name suggestions.