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As long as we save the Coke Freestyle machine… 😜

13.03.2026 18:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

As long as they don't touch the Coke Freestyle machine in the employees cafeteria...

13.03.2026 18:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And a blue suit with bright red tie. While everyone else is in black. Disgusting man.

07.03.2026 21:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Donald Trump is at a dignified transfer ceremony wearing a fucking baseball cap. God I hate it here.

07.03.2026 21:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Boston cop, Texas oilfield worker. True salt of the earth working men and here I am all coastal elite πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

04.03.2026 22:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it me

04.03.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The fucking pipe and drape kills me.

28.02.2026 21:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Slings and Arrows is my #1 favorite show ever (I own the DVDs) which means this is a must see for me and also wtf is MGM+?!?

27.02.2026 21:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What the FUCK

25.02.2026 23:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As are the mothers of all but one of his kids.

25.02.2026 12:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can buy that sheltered, focused athletes who have spent the last month in a USA USA bubble are maybe not that well informed about the ~current situation~. But I sure would love their thoughts after being in the room watching him lie, yell, and insult their fellow Americans for almost two hours.

25.02.2026 12:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Man this sport is so very white.

22.02.2026 16:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I need one of these men to point into the crowd and bring his cute barista boyfriend down onto the ice for a kiss.

22.02.2026 16:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Aw, good for Jack Hughes and whatβ€˜s left of his teeth.

22.02.2026 15:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Skis? Check. Poles? Check. Knitting needles? Naturally A number of Olympic athletes have turned to knitting during the heat of the Games, including Ben Ogden, who this week became the most decorated American male Olympic cross-country skier.

A number of Olympic athletes have turned to knitting during the heat of the Games, including Ben Ogden, who this week became the most decorated American male Olympic cross-country skier. n.pr/4kMPLgB

20.02.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 204 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2

I’ve been desperate for years to see β€œFairytale of New York” on ice so…

20.02.2026 03:31 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

As long as they don’t get rid of the Coca-Cola Freestyle machine in the employee canteen…

20.02.2026 00:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What a routine. Just looked like it was a routine day at the rink.

19.02.2026 21:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is so filtered that I am half convinced it’s actually AI. Like Calista Gingrich levels of Facetune.

18.02.2026 00:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘rentπŸ‘ freezeπŸ‘rentπŸ‘ freeze πŸ‘rent freeeeezeπŸ‘

17.02.2026 20:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I will absolutely travel for this.

17.02.2026 18:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
best curse words ever  

@judecardanism  

go to hell" is basic. "i hope the tv adaptation of your favourite book has an awful cast" is smart. it's possible. it's terrifying.

best curse words ever @judecardanism go to hell" is basic. "i hope the tv adaptation of your favourite book has an awful cast" is smart. it's possible. it's terrifying.

Hope your hero gets played by James Corden.

17.02.2026 14:46 πŸ‘ 127 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 3

Best part of jury duty in Manhattan is having lunch across the street and watching all the couples heading into to get married.

14.02.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The best part of jury duty in NYC is eating lunch in the park and watching all the couples heading into the courthouse to get married. πŸ’•

14.02.2026 17:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The woods are just trees
The trees are just wood…

09.02.2026 03:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That halftime show was an absolute fucking masterpiece. Artists and sociologists should study it for years. And halftime shows are always a technical marvel, this one was relatively low tech (no drones or projections) but achieved incredible visuals nonetheless.

09.02.2026 01:57 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s so bad. So so so bad.

08.02.2026 20:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Kennedy Center Unions Demand Transparency and Worker Protections in the Event of a Temporary Shutdown - IATSE In response to President Donald Trump’s public announcement of a planned two-year shutdown of the Kennedy Center, Kennedy Center Arts Workers United β€” consisting of Actors’ Equity Association (Equity)...

In response to President Donald Trump’s public announcement of a planned two-year shutdown of the Kennedy Center, Kennedy Center Arts Workers United β€” including Equity, AFM, AGMA, IATSE, and SDC β€” issued the following joint statement:

iatse.net/kennedy-cent...

03.02.2026 16:02 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

I’m going to throw up.

02.02.2026 00:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
MOIRA ROSE SAYING BÉBÉ FOR 60 SECONDS
MOIRA ROSE SAYING BÉBÉ FOR 60 SECONDS YouTube video by Joseph Mellors

www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9Uw...

30.01.2026 18:44 πŸ‘ 636 πŸ” 116 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 2