ꜱᴡᴇᴇᴛ ʙᴜᴛ ᴀ ᴘꜱʏᴄʜᴏ

..

He's also a man that'd make a real good dinner, let's be honest.

That's a very meaty lobst'a right there.

See now, you might not care about Larry, but it's a whole lifestyle y'know.

So, lots'a people follow'n the lifestyle care about Larry.

And that's more people than no people.

It's not about care'n for the man, it's about the ideal!

That's where you're wrong.

//

I'm sorry, I giggled so much LMAO

40 if you're live'n like Larry.

Course I'd consid'a the life of a fly!

They already got such short lifespans..
Can't imagine live'n only a couple'a days, the poor things 💔

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Pepper's supposed to have an accent but I've been too lazy to write it so just pretend she has an accent

Aww, thank you <3

Well now I like the way YOU think.

Now THAT'S a rare trait

Can keep anyone away, if you throw it hard enough!

" It back "

Why else would we be staring at each other, huh?

A staring contest is the first thing I would assume!

( .. Pulling her tongue back in )

Just so you're aware,
I won that staring contest multiple times.

( .. Is that what that was? )

( Now fully cross eyed! )

( .. Blepping )

( She doesn't know how she got the other's attention, but she'll see if she keeps it or not! )

( Slowly going cross-eyed, the longer Raven is staring at her. )

( Grinning widely )

( Goober )

.. Ugh..

The moment's passed anyways..

Who says I gotta kick down your door?

We can find another one

All I was gonna do was kick a door down.

Can't a gal destroy a door these days?

Where's your joy and your whimsy?

.. Aww come on.

It's funny!

.. Want me to demonstrate?

( Do Not- )

" Don't make sense not to live for fun, your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb "

.. How much to get her own?

Shrek Happened

( just kidding, some things are actually worse than the end of the world )

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dark blast pepper when /j

.. I guess that's not really a villain scheme but I'm do'n it anyways.

My next villain scheme is I'm gonna crudely spray paint Shrek's face on everyone's front door

I just rewatched the movie and it was great and now I'm kind of just in that mood