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Brandon

@brandkeitht

DAL | Dog Dad | Husband πŸ‘¬ | Book Nerd | Runner | πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆhe/him

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A friend said, β€œWrwppijg gifts is folding laundry’s asshole cousin.” and I am still laughing about it!

28.12.2024 13:52 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cutieeeee

28.12.2024 13:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Going to dinner!

28.12.2024 02:45 πŸ‘ 75 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Can you imagine calling yourself an β€œalpha” male and then screaming at a 13-year-old boy and calling him a p*ssy? I cannot stand my step father.

27.12.2024 23:00 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

Never, I am a professional!

27.12.2024 17:18 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Most def babygirl! 😍

27.12.2024 17:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Mmm thank you sir

27.12.2024 16:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy to just be apart of the conversation! 🫢

27.12.2024 16:06 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

I was surprised by how few movies I watched this year. I just don't have the time anymore.

27.12.2024 15:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'd happily take a seat!

27.12.2024 15:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Good morning, boys!

27.12.2024 15:39 πŸ‘ 60 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

✨EOTY Prompt✨Your best of the year

1) Photo
2) Album
3) Movie
4) Series/Video Game

27.12.2024 14:32 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Love the sweater, and George is adorable!

27.12.2024 14:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Who needs sanity when you're such a cutie! Glad you made it!

27.12.2024 03:52 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm so confused

27.12.2024 03:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Open up!

27.12.2024 03:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Get to eating

27.12.2024 03:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

One ticket please!

27.12.2024 03:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Dinner anyone?

27.12.2024 02:57 πŸ‘ 84 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 0

A need. A want. A must.

27.12.2024 02:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

A secret?

27.12.2024 02:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Me trying to flirt!

27.12.2024 02:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You wanna be next? 😘

27.12.2024 02:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The load I just shot inside of him

27.12.2024 01:50 πŸ‘ 102 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0

Let me just go ahead and slide into that DM of yours 😜

27.12.2024 01:49 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That's me but not the one that I did. Lol

27.12.2024 01:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I would be a very anxious prostitute!

26.12.2024 23:34 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Just give me my money

26.12.2024 23:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We stan!!

26.12.2024 23:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I normally do too! I don't know what got into me!

26.12.2024 23:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0