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why are bees doing brutalism

Why don’t they ever make Friday the 13th on Saturday for those of us who work during the week?

Late Type O Negative front man Pete Steel wearing a green cap looking thoroughly disgusted

Big fat wood pigeon has absolutely battered my bird feeder. Its greed disgusts me.

Up early thinking about how much I hate Nick Cave, stupid funeral cosplay cunt

Hey Hollywood script writers, how about a remake of Logan's Run but about money.
No one can earn over 10m or they get chopped. So rich people are stressed about having too much to live as opposed to poor not having enough.
You can have that one, just give me a credit/percentage of the box office.

Royalist soldier to compatriot referring to General David Leslie, 1st Lord Newark, 1645.

A mushroom on a woodland floor. It has a double stalk and from this angle it looks very like a pair of legs, a human bottom and a hitched up skirt exposing same.

Looks like a fun guy.

Found out that my Nanna bought her house in the early 80s for under £20k which is the equivalent today of about £68k hahahahahahaha i'm just laughing about this hahahahahahahahaha that's very funny to me honestly hahahaha

A South American Bush Dog happy that it's Friday

It is Friday

Wrens. They are *smol* but LOUD

Weird Mutant Mr Burns Hal Hybrid

this isn’t a healthy thing to be drawing at 1am

Bill Murray in Groundhog Day wearing a hockey mask saying Well it’s Friday the 13th… again

Welcome to my unboxing video.

Geddy Lee has aged remarkably well

Terry Pratchett in a blue jacket and Akubra hat holding a young owl for release.

Eleven years since you crossed the black sands. I wish I could say that the world is better than you left it (although it will always be better for having had you in it) but at least there is a new Young Sam to help carry on the Pratchett name and ethos. Love you always ❤️

I've just had an amazing idea

Twitter spat between us, and a random twitter user, that flames up, and almost instantly de-escalates

Four years ago today, in the other place, here's us getting involved in a Twitter spat that......really DIDN'T escalate, at all.

Me, age 13: *keeping a diary about my life and my silly little crushes*

Vs.

Me, age 43: *keeping a diary about my diet and various painful bodily functions to try and work out what is making me feel like I'm being eaten alive*

Brilliant.

Give me more! Give me jenrick sobbing and throwing up at the inherent wokeness of a picture of a crested grebe! Give me Goodwin tearfully eating a photo of a dormouse! Just how far will they outdo themselves & each other in misjudging how actually quite normal most of the public are?

Interesting to see so many “experts” on here all of a sudden 🤔. A week ago most of you had never even heard of oil

Thursday.

‘He’s a tough uncompromising cop who breaks all the rules because he makes them. That’s Kim, beginning tonight on ITV at 9. He’s a wrong un.’

A compromise we can all get behind surely

Gargamel be like

William Blake, 1793

i feel like polanski's hypnoboob thing isn't great, but i also feel like most parties are asking me which flavour of ethnic cleansing i'd like to pick for my wife so

Iron age Celts be like:

The BBC are really going out of their way to not call these The Peter Files.