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Panel 1: Little purple sphere with a face says "write or he'll erase me" Panel 2: same sphere now holding a baggy of white power "Thanks for saving me. Now to sell all this fentanyl" Panel 3: purple guy holding wad of bills and handing baggy to outstretched white hand in suit "Here is your fentanyl Mr. Senator" Panel 4: purple guy on the phone holding a news paper stating Shitty Senator Dies of Overdose. "All in a days work. Thanks for Writing Buddy"

Going through my old art I found this... i have no idea why this exists but I love it

my friendships humanize me.
my art immortalizes me.
my videos digivolve me uh no

An edited image showing an ariel shot of people spelling out Delay + Deny + Depose with an upside-down American flag on a beach

A fake game box with a drawing of a kangaroo with baby roo in pouch. It is all blueish. Title Reads "Animal Well" in white text. A ESRB rating box stating E for Everyone is in the bottom left. The steam logo is in the bottom center. And in the bottom right is the studio "Limited Run"

Back of a Fake Game Box Two blue bunnies at the top. 4 screen shots of the game A list of features reads "Explore a surreal, interconnected, labyrinth, and unravel its many secrets. Collect items, solve puzzles, and try to survive what lurks in the dark. There is more than what you see. Discover a dense, atmospheric, puzzle box world with multiple layers of secrets Collect items that each have multiple uses and let you manipulate your environment in surprising and meaningful ways Tread carefully as you encounter creatures both beautiful and unsettling. You must assess for yourself what is safe and dangerous Custom engine/renderer built specifically for pixel art on modern hardware. Animal Well looks and plays like no other game Takes inspiration from the survival horror genre, adventure games, and Nintendo classics such as the original Zelda and Metroid" A ESRB rating on the bottom left reads E for Everyone Mild Fantasy Violence. The studio and developers are displayed on the bottom center and right respectively; Limited Run and Shared Memory

my friend wanted fake game boxes for the gift they were giving their sister. Presenting a fake box for Animal Well.

A picture of Mysterio done with pen and highlighter. A man wearing a green jumpsuit, a purple cape, and a fishbowl on his head.

Bored at work, found some hi lighters. Here's Mysterio.

Lumbergh from Office Space

Every smug liberal is starting to sound like… yeah I’m just going to need you to accept this genocide

After seeing a dozen more posts this applies to today I just really want to fucking emphasize read this entire thread and reconsider what you are posting.

Picture of a pair of small Crocs sitting on a shelf, the text reads "For Sale: Baby Crocs. Never Worn"

A white hand with painted nails; one orange, one blue, one green, and one grey. They all sparkle. The hand is pressing on a car horn and the text reads "beep beep"

Circumstances beyond my control forces me to leave the house, might as well use all that nail polish I inherited.

It is sadly not a Cooks friendly dish. But it could be adapted. Mushrooms, soy, and impossible burger replace the meat in the sauce. Tofu ricotta? And vegan cheese for the top.

A pot of meat sauce

Planks of zucchini ready for the oven

A nearly over flowing lasagna pan with a big pile of shredded mozzarella on top

The finished lasagna, a lot of moisture pooling at the corners, the cheese beautifully melted

Made a zucchini lasagna. I am quite pleased with how it turned out.

a quick pen sketch of an armored robot guy on the instruction for a Covid test.

was bored, drew a robot guy

trans pride

Gizmodo article headline "echo producer says she won't have her 'lame' comic power"

You could have chosen any word

a drawing of a waffle house standing on a large pair of chicken legs

Saw a tumblr thread about a waffle house baba yaga hut, had to draw it.

a black metallic goose statue, a tag hangs from her neck saying "metal goose $20 kola"

4 years later, the same black metallic goose on my desk next to a 40 year old tin of mustard seed.

4 years ago, you changed my life for the better. I am so happy to have you in my life.

vigilante union goon Superman was the best Superman

It's Monday, which means you missed this week's comic update!

a black and white photo of a serious looking Howard Philip Lovecraft (aka Howie P Lovecraft), but his childhood bowl cut has been photoshopped onto

Watched @respectthedead.bsky.social 's Lovecraft episode and I can't get image of bowl cut Lovecraft out of my head.

Three animated skeletons. The left skeleton has a giant ribcage for legs, making it like a spider. It has giant claws for arms and ribs and a shoulder blade for a head. The middle skeleton is a giant femur with a single foot, holding a sword. The last skeleton has a draconic head and is wearing a blue turban.

Turns out that the pile of bones you need doesn't need to be humanoid to cast Animate Dead in D&D. Meet Shrevor, Boye, and Jamara

weevil knight

Y'all really really need to stop using sanist language to describe horrible acts of bigotry and violence. Being bigoted to mentally ill people does not actually help and actively gets in the way of understanding how and why people are doing those things.

i read that as a gopher, which would be preferable to a golfer

I started growing basil, dill, and parsley in a little hydroponic garden in my dining room. It has been a lovely experience.

or the twink game, if we're talking about Astarion.

oh hey bluesky, i kinda forgot about you. I had a severe case of baldurgates3

looking sharp

You could link to a pastein with the body of the text

Wait, wanting to fick orcs makes you unhinged? But they are just green colored Bears with big teeth, seems pretty normal to me