Finch Is Not Here

Football is Yaoi

if I ever create a popular series every time I see a funny fan art or post about it I am just going to share it and comment "Canon" idc 😂

I lived bitch 🤪

I got rejected from the college I had everything banking on lol...

salt is not only the perfect spice for any dish that brings out richer flavors, it also has use in the winter. when snowfall sticks to the ground, if you put salt on pavement, the salt will act as an absorption device, sucking up all the snow and making paths safer. thank you salt!

I forgot I had this account 😅

BREAKING: Elves at the North Pole say Santa may be faking his death, reason unknown

The Air Force keeps trying to shoot down Santa’s Sleigh but it’s going Mach 5 and they keep missing and hitting the ISS

Santa died while flying in his sleigh and the reindeer are stupid as fuck, (the reindeer are just regular flying reindeer, not sentient flying reindeer) so they’ve just been circling the globe with his corpse because they only land on command. The Air Force has no idea what to do.

I hit submit on my application to Grinnell. Mark my words, I'm getting accepted.

I made a little book to save my fortune cookie fortunes

Guys as someone who is literally afraid of aliens...I don't care about this underwater reports. Like. There's so much going on.

Thinking about the time we were introducing my disabled cat to our neighbors and we told them he had cerebellar hypoplasia and one of them asked how we knew???

Like...the vet told us babe lmao also he wobble!

A weird guy accused me of not knowing how to play pac-man when I was taking this selfie lol

I delete transphobes so fast now it don't even like think about. I just see a transphobic post and go "oh, alright" and then delete and block them and keep scrolling lmao it's like second nature to me now.

Clowning around tonight 🤪

I love when I go to the corner store and I'm like " Can I get three potato wedges?" And then they give me so many more than three. I love community.

Yeah I unfortunately put all my skill points into being hot tree and forgot to put into into my will to live tree

Ngl I love this dude

One thing about me is I'll never forgive my older sister for looking more like Eartha Kitt than I do. Some things simply are unforgivable.

Everyone is mad at Arizona Grande ruined a marriage like God Forbid women do anything 🙄 😒 😂

Struggling to figure out what the point of being Alive is if I can never be Eartha Kitt😭

Guess who cried before rehearsal only to be told they are doing a great job AGAIN 🙂

I hate cold foods. I hate when I got to a yyyt party and all the food options are cold.

Like hmmm I eat this cold tortilla with mayo on it or should I eat this cold shrimp served on ice?

Like please die 😭 I hate cold food so much. It's 2024, babe, we have the technology to warm that shit up lmao

I've been seeing videos of deviled eggs for breakfast and like ?? That feels very illegal. It feels against the natural order of things. I don't like it 😕

But....it also... intrigues me 🤔🫣

Turned 27 last night