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DC Hermit. Blanka wannabe. DFL.

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remember, if michael myers or freddy tries to murder you today tell them NO! today is jason’s special day for murdering

13.03.2026 11:48 πŸ‘ 308 πŸ” 71 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1
Listen Now – WAVM

Getting to play Radio DJ at my daughter's high school radio station tonight with @aprilist.bsky.social at 8PM. I think we have a good set planned.

Be one of the six people listening here!
wavm.org/listen-now/

12.03.2026 22:59 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Phony leaders get outlined in chalk? Are you mad vexed, what the senate made you? Rebel to the grain, there's no way to barricade you?

12.03.2026 19:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Screengrab of Google search asking if I made a typo asking β€œplease hump me i am so lonely because i am disgusting”

Screengrab of Google search asking if I made a typo asking β€œplease hump me i am so lonely because i am disgusting”

"Did you mean: please help me?"

No. No, I didn't.

11.03.2026 05:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m going to be honest with you, sometimes I don’t know what to do when I am not inside my own home. If I’m somewhere else, man, well there is a chance I might be Fucking Weird. forgive me

27.02.2026 08:18 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

They really just reinvented hysteria again but called it β€œtrauma” this time lol

21.02.2026 05:12 πŸ‘ 298 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

This and the incident where they arrested staff at a Mexican restaurant, but only after letting said staff first serve them a meal are just diabolical. They’re assaults on basic humanity and decency. Publicize the hell out of this stuff. Let Republicans try to defend it.

16.02.2026 19:04 πŸ‘ 469 πŸ” 146 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 7
A racist tweet by Elon Musk:
For a country to survive, there has to be a common culture. Nobody dies to defend a "multicultural economic zone!" American culture, with its English-Scootts-Irish origin, is great and worth fighting for. Some may not realize it, but that's why people come here.

A racist tweet by Elon Musk: For a country to survive, there has to be a common culture. Nobody dies to defend a "multicultural economic zone!" American culture, with its English-Scootts-Irish origin, is great and worth fighting for. Some may not realize it, but that's why people come here.

My English-Scots-Irish ancestors didn't die for multiculturalism; they killed for it. Killed Confederates who said shit exactly like this.

15.02.2026 21:21 πŸ‘ 3215 πŸ” 491 πŸ’¬ 120 πŸ“Œ 48

Reposted because I dare anyone to fight My Dad

13.02.2026 03:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

no, your honor, i said shut up *please*

28.12.2024 23:26 πŸ‘ 129 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

Clicking on the YouTube video titled β€œWhat is Reality” with the sole intent to save it for Watch Later

22.02.2025 06:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why the hell dude-with-the-Nazi-tattoo is front and center? Or there at all?

13.02.2026 02:48 πŸ‘ 1271 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 0

Fair, sure. You love art, but you have your limits. You won’t do that, if I’m understanding you correctly.

13.02.2026 02:22 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He was in Rocky Horror Picture Show. β€œThose who cannot remember the past are weird. Like, good on you, I guess? Freak.”

13.02.2026 01:58 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"We would have lost so much if we'd driven him away" is the justification.

But we lost all those girls. We lost the women they would have become. We lost the work they would have done. Why was his future work so much more valuable than theirs?

05.02.2026 21:02 πŸ‘ 3756 πŸ” 746 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 44

the Epstein files make it very clear why the MeToo backlash was so extreme and why so much of elite society preferred Donald Trump ruling us like a king to the barest hint of accountability

01.02.2026 21:27 πŸ‘ 11259 πŸ” 2942 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 68

I am suffering from a bout of insomnia that might finally end me but I'm thinking about how we're very casual about chameleons. that they exist, that they look like that, and that they can do what they do. but then again every creature is bizarre and miraculous

31.01.2026 07:28 πŸ‘ 679 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 2

love when there’s a newspaper profile of some psychopath that points out they allow themselves β€œa lone vice, like a single cup of black coffee in the morning.” personally I am a bundle of trash glued together by vices. they’re all load-bearing

29.01.2026 18:39 πŸ‘ 1686 πŸ” 282 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 23
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www.nytimes.com/2026/01/18/w...

19.01.2026 02:27 πŸ‘ 7554 πŸ” 2115 πŸ’¬ 318 πŸ“Œ 132
The video also allegedly shows the CBP agent saying β€œDo something, bitch” before shots were fired. In private Signal chats, the CBP agent boasted to other officers: β€œI fired 5 rounds and she had 7 holes. Put that in your book boys.” If he felt comfortable enough communicating that to fellow employees, it speaks to an irredeemable organizational culture.

The video also allegedly shows the CBP agent saying β€œDo something, bitch” before shots were fired. In private Signal chats, the CBP agent boasted to other officers: β€œI fired 5 rounds and she had 7 holes. Put that in your book boys.” If he felt comfortable enough communicating that to fellow employees, it speaks to an irredeemable organizational culture.

This is the second time in three months a DHS agent called a US citizen a "bitch" as he shot her. donmoynihan.substack.com/p/whos-threa...

10.01.2026 19:32 πŸ‘ 5580 πŸ” 1954 πŸ’¬ 105 πŸ“Œ 90
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Health care fraudster Philip Esformes is latest Trump clemency recipient to be arrested Philip Esformes is among several people granted clemency by then-President Donald Trump who have since been charged with new crimes.

They’ve been slashing healthcare due to β€œwaste, fraud and abuse”.

Telling people they must β€œprove they matter” to receive Medicaid.

Yet this man frauded the system of $1.2 billion dollars and what does he get?

A pardon!

It was never about saving money.

It’s eugenics.

29.12.2025 10:54 πŸ‘ 879 πŸ” 379 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 11

you know, these days, many people time of year. but this season, try when to everything a special time β€” it just might become which with you

25.12.2025 20:07 πŸ‘ 4071 πŸ” 947 πŸ’¬ 141 πŸ“Œ 59

you there boy, what bullshit is this

25.12.2025 05:30 πŸ‘ 2212 πŸ” 480 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 7

Fairytale of New York escalates so quickly; imagine being playfully called a punk and the immediate response is YOU'RE AN OLD SLUT ON JUNK

07.12.2024 00:32 πŸ‘ 48 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now

23.12.2025 02:36 πŸ‘ 7579 πŸ” 1203 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 43
A woman’s legs with THUG LIFE written in marker across the thigh

A woman’s legs with THUG LIFE written in marker across the thigh

Uh-oh, nana found the American history books

23.12.2025 02:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

An editor who thinks novelty is having a town hall with Alan Dershowitz, or publishing the thousandth anti-woke story, doesn’t think having first hand testimony of migrants suffering abuse because of US decisions is newsworthy.

22.12.2025 17:01 πŸ‘ 632 πŸ” 111 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 1

night terrors are such a great bridge between the terrors of yesterday and the terrors of tomorrow

21.12.2025 08:11 πŸ‘ 192 πŸ” 62 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Where did you study all this goodly speech?

18.12.2025 02:16 πŸ‘ 1175 πŸ” 146 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 4