Less “never toss a dwarf” and more “I kick ass for the lord”
Less “never toss a dwarf” and more “I kick ass for the lord”
Just gently nudge him into making more weird and gross horror movies
More like cray’n
Unless my accent really gets going when I’m gossiping or pissed, most other locals think I’m not from here
I have a crisis every time I think about how little difference there is when “line” and “lion” come out of my mouth
I’m crying, they gave him the face of a man who hyper fixates on you for 2 weeks and then ghosts like the mafia is after him.
Damian Mc Carthy about to scare the living hell out of me once again
A sketch of Spectra, a girl with hot pink metal skin and holographic pink hair, she wears a big lacy bow, pink star earrings, and a lace dress with a voluminous skirt. On her legs she wears matching lacy pants and pink flats with little bows
A close up of Spectra
A picture of the Mattel Spectra doll in her box
I sketched my fav doll as a kid, a few years ago I snagged a brand new one. Still love her as much as I did in the 80s.
I also have a chill today and want to pile a fuckton of blankets on my back until I look like the junk lady from Labyrinth.
Some mornings you eat a balanced, healthy breakfast and some mornings you slam a Coke Zero and eat whatever you can nibble on like a little creature
Gained a bunch of love from the community and then did something fucked up
Another online fitness person I liked milkshake ducked themselves this year, cool cool cool.
Pencil sketch of a tall thin woman in a flowing robe with asymmetric sleeves. She has a blank porcelain face with paint below her eyes, she has long flowing dark hair and a tattoo on her leg
A close up of the new version of of the woman, her porcelain face has red smears below her eyes
A new version of the woman, in color with an orange robe, black hair, and red paint below her eyes, her tattoos are also red
Re-sketch of a piece from when I was a teen, Morning Glory
That’s two of us ❤️
What’s wrong babe? You haven’t touched your BuffaPROtini
Thin Mints prevented a valid crashout from me today. Thank you, Girl Scouts!
If you see this, post an eye 👁️
A screenshot of text that says “I do not use a pronoun”
Unwoking so hard you become an amorphous concept neither real nor fake but still dread inducing. Barely an idea, yet terribly conscious somehow.
This is a sample of the kind of work I’ve been putting in learning to be a voice actor. Please, if you can, donate to my gofundme page, any little bit helps and I would be eternally grateful ♥️, I’ll put a link in the comments. #aspiringartist #voiceactor #voiceover
Ivy the brown tabby sound asleep in the crook of my arm
Nightly Ivy cuddle
Therapist: you were raised in a trailer in the 90s?
Me: yes.
Therapist: Here.
Me: What is this?
Therapist: Please select which Martina McBride or Reba McEntire song best describes your childhood trauma from the chart.
Tappy Hirthday Byler
Didn’t get picked for jury duty but now I have to go back to work. Boo.
He will beg for it and then turn his nose up at it
Quinn the black cat making a happy face as I pet him
He actually loves Mondays
happy women's day to all women, gorgeous or chopped. i don't care #feminist
Tell me how I got 9 hours of sleep, hit the gym, and had a full lunch and I’m still EXHAUSTED. I hate it here.
When you drink raw milk but still can sort of do an Ollie on your vintage alien workshop board
Hell yeah!!