Ellie

If I had to trade my boyfriend’s right to vote ever again for like the pink tax to be eliminated I’d do with no hesitation 🤷‍♀️

LMAO

Oh okay

Wait are they the ones who sang Juno

The author of catcher in the rye?

Wait that was the other guy

Literally the only reason Reagan isn’t president today is because he accidentally said *not* a crook

Yeah they should’ve gotten a kiddie fiddler instead obviously!!

They tried that one episode and debunked it

Taking my allergy medicine: okay only 23 hours and 59 minutes until I can take my allergy medicine

not that she could've done much. she was dead when it happened.

It was cool

The wolves in Pluribus really should have been coyotes

Eat rocks

Who knew!

In case you can’t tell from my posts, I work with people & am employed

My coworker came in & said it’s so hot outside! So I asked him how hot is it and let’s just say he’s no David Letterman

I told my coworker my boss was looking for him and he said “let me put my doughnut away first” then my boss sighed sadly “there’s people who play on a team and people who play for themselves 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨”

ILY!

While staid was asking this I was in the kitchen trying to open a drawer that he got stuck closed and my hands really really hurt

Bluesky is full of cucks you all probably love Jack black

Would it surprise you if I said this account has 0 followers

I’m just being honest I’m sorry if it’s too much for you to accept

M. Emmett Walsh died in 2024 because he was on the naughty list

Ah yes I can’t wait for my relaxing beach vacation to…… wind

That’s nice of you to say! How are you today sassy

rhubarb mcntire

Gm

i can see that image in my minds eye

I explained what happened to you am I being targeted