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-Stay at home Dad -Former Furniture Sales Manager -Gamer, Sci-fi nerd, and MTG aficionado -Free Palestine, Trans Rights are Human Rights, No Human is Illegal, Black Lives Matter, Everyone Deserves a Union

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My Kadena deck had my friend so confused the other day because of all the different ways I had to get free creatures. He asked me afterwards if I had messed up and used her discount more than once per turn, but I'd just been manifesting left and right. I'd only actually cast a handful of the total 🀣

11.03.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with horns is talking to another man with a beard and says with nasty big pointy teeth ALT: a man with horns is talking to another man with a beard and says with nasty big pointy teeth
11.03.2026 14:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Based on rumors I could see 2 happening, but am unsure we'll be getting that many Planeswalkers in a set before Reality Fracture.

That said, I don't think it'll have War of the Spark numbers, but I think it'll be higher than usual.

11.03.2026 14:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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So long as you don't have a 2 card lock out combo, 100% agree.

Also, Clex is one of the easier land stax pieces to remove. And I agree, if they don't remove him right away, at least he's ending the game quickly between the ramp and his own power.

11.03.2026 13:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

DUBAI, March 11 (Reuters) - Three vessels have been hit by unknown projectiles in the Strait of Hormuz, maritime security and risk firms said on Wednesday, bringing the number of ships struck in the region since the Iran conflict began to at least 14.

@reuters.com

11.03.2026 11:56 πŸ‘ 396 πŸ” 144 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 4

Sun Tzu (D-NY) - β€œWhen your enemy is making a mistake, fix it for him at great cost to yourself.”

11.03.2026 00:40 πŸ‘ 10523 πŸ” 2621 πŸ’¬ 169 πŸ“Œ 50

good things still happen, even in this world. and it's worth sharing them.

11.03.2026 00:04 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Yessssss

10.03.2026 23:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

we could have gotten the green new deal under biden the easy way, but because of trump we’re getting the hard way

10.03.2026 19:50 πŸ‘ 1858 πŸ” 187 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 3
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I thought this was Starcraft at first

10.03.2026 22:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I keep resharing info about LaFlamme and the people mad about Platnerβ€˜s candidacy keep not sharing it and I don’t really get why you wouldn’t

10.03.2026 13:11 πŸ‘ 255 πŸ” 113 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 2
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@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social, you proudly take money from AIPAC.

Do you support this statement they retweeted?

10.03.2026 21:29 πŸ‘ 543 πŸ” 147 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 6
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It'll be fascinating to see for sure. Especially given what little we know about them, being colored creatures might be some kind of corruption in the process of their creation.

Won't be surprised if Jace/Orzhov Ral/Reality Fracture are involved.

10.03.2026 21:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Chuck Schumer needs to retire 🫩

10.03.2026 19:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm like 99% sure this is what's happening. His planeswalk at the end of the story had nothing to do with lightning. (I assume that was a planeswalk, it definitely was described like one)

10.03.2026 14:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sure he'll get his reality fractured sooner than later 🀣

10.03.2026 14:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

3rd

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The rear camera of a Nissan, with the guidelines clearly wibbly and uneven

The rear camera of a Nissan, with the guidelines clearly wibbly and uneven

A closeup of the lines, it’s much worse

A closeup of the lines, it’s much worse

I’m in a rental car (a Nissan Versa, supposedly a real car) and I absolutely cannot get over the CLEARLY FREEHAND-DRAWN lines on the backup camera??!?

I stress to you, reader, these are the lines that appear on the car’s display. They are not the kind that β€œbends” it’s just an MSPaint PNG.

10.03.2026 01:09 πŸ‘ 363 πŸ” 43 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 3

The fact that no one in the media has ever tried to actually stop him from confusing seeking asylum for mental asylums...

09.03.2026 22:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 22:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No one is going to do it, but that's quite the offer from Iran right now

09.03.2026 21:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 21:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ajani with no emotional baggage would definitely be a big change

09.03.2026 21:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe! He's pretty core white, so I could also see him just being pure red or black. Maybe he never escapes the rage or despair of losing his brother.

09.03.2026 21:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, we don't actually know how they're shifting everyone, just a thought experiment based on a single point of data

09.03.2026 20:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oooo, maybe! That'd be cool

09.03.2026 19:42 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I've thought of doing the reverse and building a deck around this before lol

09.03.2026 18:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Zarek seems to have shifted once over counter clockwise, in both colors, on the MTG color wheel. If we follow the same logic, for shits and giggles, that would potentially get us such fun combinations as:
Simic Kaya
Izzet Tyvar
Azorius Kaito (maybe a samurai?)
Boros Oko
Gruul Ajani

09.03.2026 18:50 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0