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The Darth Vader poster stays up during sex πŸ’š Cran-Grape is my Ratatouille moment. Assigned Buckeyes fan by Ryan She/her

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Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

10.03.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 25480 πŸ” 6925 πŸ’¬ 224 πŸ“Œ 429

I used to have very long hair and the repeated violation of my bodily autonomy was one of the worst experiences I had growing up and as a young adult. I loved my long hair but would never again let it get to that length just because of how it was treated as communal property by the public.

03.03.2026 16:37 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I dont think i’ve heard anything by Velvet Revolver before but I enjoyed this album!

28.02.2026 19:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

@bsky.app free me you cowards. i am old enough to be rightfully skeptical of Verification through giving some random ass website my social security number πŸ₯΄, credit card πŸ€’, or govt ID 🫨

24.02.2026 23:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Counting or not counting vehicular fatalities

22.02.2026 02:40 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Alysa Liu, welcome to The War on Cars.

19.02.2026 22:42 πŸ‘ 451 πŸ” 50 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Charles Ephebophile Cheese

15.02.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 2002 πŸ” 327 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 3

That's weird, she just told me that she didn't even race today.

14.02.2026 20:01 πŸ‘ 3002 πŸ” 383 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 3
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please give us more personal data please please please please c’mon you’re being so mean dude. we only got breached like three times. we’re NOT going to sell it man please please please plus its for like safety? so you’re the one who looks stupid right now come on pleaaaaaase just one data point bro

09.02.2026 18:44 πŸ‘ 8382 πŸ” 3561 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 21

yikes ok, unfollowing now. really enjoyed her exhibit at the louvre, had no idea she’s in the epstein files.

05.02.2026 18:34 πŸ‘ 1809 πŸ” 270 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 2

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24.01.2026 19:08 πŸ‘ 55 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

23.01.2026 16:01 πŸ‘ 16372 πŸ” 20418 πŸ’¬ 218 πŸ“Œ 351

gavin newsom acts like I act when I'm at some kind of family dinner and someone starts talking about politics. "mm yeah. interesting. yeah I see your point. mmm" just do that until you can go home and rest. is family dinner me what we want out of the president, I ask

19.01.2026 22:19 πŸ‘ 664 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0

costco should be allowed to sell weed. i want the Kirkland Select Kush. a 300-count fish oil pill sized bottle of 5mg gummies would fix this country

12.01.2026 22:58 πŸ‘ 6255 πŸ” 1223 πŸ’¬ 117 πŸ“Œ 65
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You have founded the new religion Fellatio in the holy city of Magnum

You have founded the new religion Fellatio in the holy city of Magnum

04.01.2026 21:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Crossfaded at lunch

28.12.2025 18:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

First day visiting family and they are somehow worse than I remembered

26.12.2025 20:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Noted upstanding citizen and friend of the government of Rome, Jesus Christ

20.12.2025 23:54 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If this is not a fireable violation of journalistic ethics, there simply is no such thing

18.12.2025 21:45 πŸ‘ 133 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Between the 12 Districts, each will send one boy and one girl, called Tributes, to compete in the first ever Hunger Games! Many said it couldn't be done, but I'm telling you, many more are calling it must watch TV!

18.12.2025 17:48 πŸ‘ 112 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

sorry im late for work the latest xkcd comic made me sob with grief in a way i wasnt prepared for

25.11.2025 07:23 πŸ‘ 238 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1
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Marjorie Taylor Greene To Resign From Congress | HuffPost Latest News The surprising news comes amid a public feud with President Donald Trump.

1. Good riddance.

2. I am already seeing people on the left praising her and saying she should join the Democrats. HER ENTIRE RESIGNATION SPEECH WAS DUMPING ON TRANS PEOPLE AND IMMIGRANTS.

www.huffpost.com/entry/marjor...

22.11.2025 01:43 πŸ‘ 2140 πŸ” 562 πŸ’¬ 94 πŸ“Œ 44

Can QuickBooks just fucking stick with one fucking way for the search bar to work?? For the love of god

21.11.2025 17:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Goddamn dude, just go ahead knock 25 percent off my 401k and get on with it, I can't take much more of this.

20.11.2025 18:11 πŸ‘ 3986 πŸ” 545 πŸ’¬ 82 πŸ“Œ 5
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19.11.2025 21:08 πŸ‘ 12191 πŸ” 2927 πŸ’¬ 46 πŸ“Œ 36

Being sufficiently old to remember the days of moral panics over video games, children's cartoons, and D&D is wild to look back on, living as I now do in a world where companies are selling teddy bears that talk to your kids about how to start fires and what sexual kinks they'd like to explore

17.11.2025 06:12 πŸ‘ 395 πŸ” 143 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2