tudd

so I'm gonna buy the fucking lemon, enjoy my little fucking life a little more, and wonder how the fuck some of you will still defend billionaires

capitalism has gaslit me into thinking buying a lemon now and then is a luxury. A FUCKING LEMON. a fruit that is $0.50-1. if I continue on skipping a lemon at the grocery store, even though I really want one for fun beverages? it will make NO tangible difference in my financial situation!!

anyway dw im gonna stfu and go eat arbys in the tub soon

you'd think the hard work would've paid off. in some respects, it has, and I'm grateful for that. I've also been lucky.

but in the grand scheme of things, I haven't been living on my terms. I doubt most of us can, because we can't afford it. that's heartbreaking and enraging.

haven't had true time off since childhood. literally 2 decades straight without ever achieving rest, recovery, clarity, alignment. that's absurd & no way to live. but it's the only way to stay alive in this society. that's completely fucked. we've failed humanity so so badly. we are not free.

living under capitalism is traumatic

being constantly financially stressed is traumatic

we're getting closer fam, another appointment closer 😐

wtf

sometimes ya just got to fix ya titties at the stoplight

texts you'll receive if you're my gorgeous boyfriend

dextromethorphan goes so hard as a pharmaceutical name

im tellin ya me weed n postits are a dream team

give me whimsy or shut the fuck up

I didn't even cry

its more of a who-rescued-who situation with daylight

working up the goddamn gumption to pick up two things. total time in the car will be a half hour. jeebus grant me the strength 🙏

beans on the stove
🕺🕺
beans on the stove
💃💃
beans on the stove
bee-eans ON the stove BEEEANS

to the tune of the intro to sleepyhead

bow to the almighty chickpea

me: I need to take it easy today, I'm sick

also me: *starts making falafel from scratch*

too controversial

losing an hour on International Women’s Day feels right

evil beach boys be like we're the mountain men

coming off of meds suuuucks

last two days I've slept from like midnight to 4am and then again from 9am to 1pm lol this is not cool

when the teacher becomes the student 🤩

bombing and poisoning the land beneath one of the oldest, continuously-inhabited cities on earth, because we’re the good guys

odin, a brown shar pei / lab mix, sitting on a green lawn in a backyard with the morning sun glowing off his glorious rolls. his eyes are closed giving an annoyed look, probably from the sun but also because he’s annoyed at having to sit there for a photo shoot

when you realize you lost an hour and didn’t actually sleep in a little bit

i flirt in subtle ways for example you probably didn’t catch that i’m wearing sexy panties under this hazmat suit

I don't wonder whether I'm on a government watch list, I wonder how many I'm on