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Its so wild to me that there are people who used to work in journalism jobs but they don't anymore and now they just post about journalism all day long every day. Friend, once I am done with this job you will never see me online again.
mood
They’ve solved the problem of mission creep, by not having a coherent mission at all
Yeah because why should you be kept from being housed because someone passed you the jay? Don't make no sense.
(calmly)
(passively)
Nothing to note at therapy pool today. At all. Nothing. Whatsoever.
RASPUTIN IN A SPEEDO
WITH A YELLOW TIGER ON THE ASS.
Rinsed the sauce off of my Lean Cuisine chicken and replaced the potatoes with extra broccoli if you're looking for a nasty girl.
The best part of waking up is going back to sleep!
What ever happened to that guy that asked me to go to Vegas with him?
Ugh. I gotta go to a doctor.
Now just to remember which doctor.
WITCH DOCTOR
I did see a man sitting on his tailgate eating a hamburger next to a little dude (about two) in his coat and hat double fistin' fries today. Made me feel a weird swell of the old fashioned kind of patriotism.
Hmmmm.
Hmmmmmmm.
Yeah, no. Using a ceramics hashtag on your nudes isn't something you should need to do. At that point you should probably just leave all your clothes on.
I was going to eat the entire burrito, but fell asleep halfway through.
OTD in 1941 the US lend lease act was signed.
It merely prolonged the war by allowing UK to continue fight Nazis instead of seeking peace
There can be only one master strategist. But I could refer to Donald as "America's unique strategic advantage"...
Bizarre but true: it is March 2026, and yet twice this month at two different events in two different countries I have had audience questions from individuals who are still adamant that Russia only invades its neighbours because NATO makes them do it.
They are still out there, folks.
We need to acknowledge role played by Biden, Sullivan, Scholz and the gang for letting me hang on long enough for Donald to rescue me.
History will be kind to them.
Day 1417 of my 3 day war. My invasion has now lasted longer than our war with Nazi Germany. With American supplies & Ukrainian soldiers helping, they advanced 1800km in that time. We have managed about 60.
I remain a master strategist.
It makes more sense if you realise he's working for Russia.
Hegseth is spending more time criticizing our media than Iran. He is upset that journalist are reporting what is happening in Trump’s war, and is telling them what he believes should appear on their chryons. This is so autocratic!
Hegseth: "Some in the press can't stop. Allow me to make suggestions. People look at the TV and they see banners, 'Mideast War Intensifies.' What should it read instead? How about, 'Iran increasingly desperate.' More fake news from CNN. The sooner David Ellison takes over that network, the better"
"The sooner David Ellison takes over that network, the better." - Hegseth on CNN. There are no more quiet parts. It's all said aloud.
(And I'll bet he wouldn't like this shot.)
Too much has happened, thanks to Donald Douchebag and his criminal regime.
the enthusiasm with which my parents insisted we watch Cleveland Guardians spring training baseball tonight was alarming
My first time in the UK I saw Tori Amos play in Manchester. It wound up being a legendary show because she went off on Morrissey, called him a small dick fuckhead, then covered “Don’t Look Back in Anger” by Oasis. Then she released official recording of it all lmao: open.spotify.com/track/2suvNd...
I think one thing to consider here is that Nazis frequently lie about their beliefs, and it is part of NYT ideology to never question whether someone is being honest about their self-reported political beliefs
FIFTY FIVE CENTS WHAT THE FUCK
The weed should be complimentary at this point.
In theory the Secretary of Transportation should be able to brief the rest of the Administration on how transportation insurance works. Unfortunately, nobody in Trump's cabinet are actually qualified to manage their brief.
We're being screwed by an Administration of amateurs.
