Started working out/lifting again for the sole purpose of not feeling like shit after standing and dancing at the MAYHEM Ball two nights in a row
10.03.2026 15:38
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Started working out/lifting again for the sole purpose of not feeling like shit after standing and dancing at the MAYHEM Ball two nights in a row
Me: attempting upper body workouts
My acid reflux:
Christians on Easter
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can the moderation team return from whatever team vacation they’re on so i can use bluesky in public again
First post-7pm sunset of the year is really turning it out. 💜🩷❤️🧡🤎🖤
Into WOMANIZER???
Maneater is playing at this brewery oh my god
Supernatural (especially the Troye Sivan version) is top 5 of her entire discography tbh
Then he is 7
We’re so blessed to be living in the same timeline as Tiffany Pollard
Instagram feed is full of Cadbury Mini Egg content. Perfectly curated. 🥚
God, I cannot stand Amanda. #rhobh
My internship in college was across the street from the visitor center. The real one is inside but there’s another outside with props (if I remember correctly).
It’s something.
I have the same one! Overstimmed twinsies!!!
Aka staring at Jonathon’s double d’s for an hour
Firing Kristi Noem will not bring back Alex Pretti. It will not bring back Renee Good. It will not make Minnesota whole again after the horror and devastation wrought upon us by Operation Metro Surge.
If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.
Kristi Noem getting fired really made me think how I should shoot my shot with you and ask you to rawdog me
This ghoul has finally been fired. But make no mistake, Stephen Miller is still in charge of DHS and especially ICE.
Kristi Noem: doggone it, you tried to shoot your shot, but in the end you got iced out girl.
Now sashay away.
oh wow, a birthday gift to all of us 😮💨
birthday girl birthday girl birthday girl!!!
Happy sixth birthday Olive! ❤️🫒
Me: *eating my Raising Cane’s*
My dog:
“chill pop pilates monday morning” playlist is delivering on this monday morning
And that running gag? Iconic. Hilarious. Incredible.
Hello???
Husband on our wedding day vs. when Hudson Williams shows up on Connor Storie’s episode of SNL
Talk me out of buying this hat
(I have a sister getting married in September)