Ky

Sooo we all here now? Again lol

Testing 1, 2

Crying because I thought about my bf’s cat being sad because my bf leaves her every weekend and doesn’t know where her dad goes 😭

Idk when the transition of me using the “🤣” emoji over the “😂” emoji started. But now I feel old. There’s that lmao

We still here?

I need to start being on here more. Twitter be pissing me off

If anyone wants to make my day and like buy me some shirts because lowkey I don’t know what size I am now because I’m losing weight but my tits are still huge, that would be awesome

Does anyone wanna pay for my Brazilian/bikini wax today? Hehehehe

Should we celebrate when I reach 1k on here

I need to be more active here

The days in between Christmas and new years are the Bermuda triangle of days. Nothing should matter. Nothing should exist. Why are we doing anything???

Does anyone wanna date me? (As a joke) I’m completely serious. (Kinda)

What if I graduate with my certification in fashion in February

Would anyone like to buy me a margarita

What’s up babies

You know where I’m sitting at for Thanksgiving this year? The kids table. Because at that table, people ask them what they want to be when they grow up instead of “when are you going to bring someone home to meet the family?” I want to be a race car driver Aunt Susan. Walk away.

No literally lmfao

Spotify Wrapped is almost here. Time to vigorously listen to songs you never heard before in your life to pretend you have good taste in music

U right u right

My sister is trying to have a baby and I’m just trying to pay for a $10 gin and tonic at the bar

I think I need to invent a dating app that you can only go on if you can prove you’re actively in therapy

If I’m still single in ten years and men are still like “idk I just wanna hangout” take me to a pretty field and sh**t me with a g*n.

How many followers do I need on here to become a niche micro internet celebrity

I need more girl friends on Instagram to follow if anyone wants to be genuine online besties who like fashion, makeup and lifestyle! 🩷pls dm me or follow or reply

But also I hate starting over

I love being more active on here it’s like starting over on the other app

I wanna walk into the ocean

Fed up Lisa

You mean to tell me on my only day off of work I have to CLEAN MY APARTMENT? Go to APPOINTMENTS? And TRY to have a social life? All so I can TAKE MY ASS BACK TO WORK TOMORROW? Who the hell set this system up?

That part

I matched with a man on a dating app and he said I should come chill with him after work, and I told him if he wants to see me, ask me out on a proper date and he unmatched me lmfao yall are so unserious and delusional