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This is cursed knowledge.

Finally something that explains me.

That’s bleak. Not because ddr5 is bad, but there have been so many advancements in speed and computing power over the last decade, to think that improvements will just stop is depressing. But accurate.

Love Paul Simon.

Don’t even try to come at me about my Florsheims. I’ll throw hands.

Someone decided that calling JULIE before they dig was “woke” and DEI.

Dark Powell

What Going Back to the 90s Would Actually Be Like YouTube video by Dropout

I don’t know how I have never seen this video, but we really need to start sharing more college humor videos here on Blooski, the app for Millennials: youtu.be/-TGj227OVKY?...

Bluesky is the app for people who like sports, but sports doesn't like them back.

Uhh, yes sir, Mr. Secretary of Defense, just a follow up question, what words would you use to describe tankers getting blown up in the Strait of Hormuz, Gulf allies getting bombed, and ballastic missles being shot down by Turkey if not "intensifying," sir?

Well now I am anxiously waiting for miller to smother himself in brown mustard.

Now you’re thinking with gasoline!

That’s a very normative way of thinking, Mezerkis. Obviously rules and laws don’t apply anymore.

Frankly if AI can’t get the oil through Hormuz I’m not sure why we are paying for it.

Do you think Donald Trump knows what fertilizer is?

If he was given 20 times to try to explain it, do you think he'd get close even once?

Are you attempting to bring back any cuttings?

Well….fine!

All of it designed to weaken the super power and make it possible for the organizer to ascend to supremacy, eliminating the competing powers, nullifying validity of the vanguard, and making the population desire the false sense of security&prosperity that comes along with a global autocratic regime.

They are literally doing the plot of Star Wars episodes 1-3 with the strait of Hormuz and Iran right now, and no one seems to know realize that there might actually be an emperor palpatine-like character behind the scenes pulling all the strings.

Definitely the blob

can this be a solution?

I’ll look. Maybe I will get in to sticker making.

Need. Where get?

Damn, son.

Ernst is speaking from the heart here.

She is genuinely worried that all the military brass she has slept with over the years might now be in harms way.

See a more cynical person would say that the US military leadership was hoping this would be necessary, let it come to this, and now they get to say “look, we got to go in with troops so we can stabilize the world economy.” But am I a more cynical person? Yes, yes I am.

I was looking at a topo map of the area and saw a feature called a hill with an elevation >3500ft and I just laughed. And laughed. And laughed. The PTB are so stupid. What insane schmucks we have elected.

And many of them are voters

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now