Honestly I wish my life was as exciting as everyone thinks it is.
Satanic weed orgies sounds way more fun than mending pants by hand and making my own sourdough starter. 😂😂
Oh look, this is relevant again 😂
Idk what's going on in the grape world.
But whoever bred Candy Heart grapes deserves to get deep throated.
I love my job, I love my job, I love my job.
Don't mind me, just talking myself off a ledge 😂
Finding out my dispo coworkers are Trumpers makes no damn sense 😂😂😂
The phenomenan of "friend who is always there for everyone else but no one ever shows up for them or notices when they are struggling" should be studied.
I promise, these three simple things will help you more than creating an Ai girlfriend ever could.
-Develop some genuine interests. I mean shit you actually like. Not something some podcast bro said was cool so now you do too.
-stop approaching everything in the world as a game of dominance. You don't have to "win" or "own" every interaction.
-consider therapy of some sort. For the love of God
The "male loneliness epidemic" is quite literally the result of men failing to be likable in a time where women are capable of supporting themselves.
Being likable is the bare minimum, and they aren't rising to the occasion.
Here's some tips to start you out
I bought some produce from a stand that I didn't realize was maga until after I already paid for my items... And I just want to say those were the most bitter plums and strawberries I've ever eaten.
I stg you can taste the hate in them.
It has gotta be exhausting thinking up situations to pretend are happening to you all the time.
I watch buffy like 4 times a year, I feel like I lost a sister or something 😭😭
One time I had a therapist tell me I should write my life story down and sell it to lifetime. And I was like.. First of all, super unprofesh but second... Do I have to use my real name?
Girlie pop, you know you can learn any hobby on YouTube. Right?
I know you're excelling in the "being a cunt" category, but might I suggest basket weaving?
Don't forget to kiss my ass while you're back there talking shit 😘
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Don’t buy stuff on February 28. Money’s the only thing these dicks understand.
#resist
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At Mar-a-Lago, a bizarre, golden-hoofed goat idol is on display.
The idol is wrapped in Trump $100 bills that say, “In Trump we Trust,” replacing God with Trump.
The idols’ base says, “I love you” along with Trump’s signature.
Sen. Warner on DOGE's "buyout" offers: "Every scam artist is the same. 'Take this offer right now, it expires at midnight!' How many times do we see that?"
I fear Gaga's return to vaguely satanic pop is the final recession omen..
It's here guys..
Music is about to be liiiiiiit asf.
We know which of the Minions is heading USAID Coup!
To all the people who didn’t vote or voted 3rd party because you “didn’t like either of them” I want to say, from the bottle of my soul, fuck you.
Fuck you
Fuck you.
Fuck. You.
The sugar daddy bots came a few weeks ago, I feel like that was a good precursor 😂😂
I bought a bag of salad once, it doesn't make me a vegan 🤷🏻♀️
Democrats won’t save our services only we will. Marinating on what this means but do you understand why Musk wants to control the National Park Service? WE OWE TOO MUCH TO AMERICAN NATIVES AND THIS LAND TO ALLOW IT
Jasmine Crockett: "The problem is that Americans thought it was okay to take a full fledged criminal and make him the President of the US and then they want to act aghast when he does criminal things. Let me tell you, we have a thug in charge of the US and if we don't wake up we may not have a US"
Pretty soon #TSA is just gonna be some guy named Kevin that makes you pinky promise you're not a terrorist.
USAID.gov is down. Why is this concerning? Trump has no legal authority to eliminate a congressionally funded independent agency. The work of USAID is vital, and if this can happen to them, it can happen to any of us.
Russia is invading the U.S. using psychological war and covert operations, such as rigging elections, to install a fascist pro-Putin government.
