jen 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

her leaving man city seems so impossible but reporters are saying we’re offering more money than she can get there…..

i’m aware chances are slim but if this happens i will be the most obnoxious person to ever obnoxious for a full 3 business days

i’m working on my royals preview and just discovered the most staggering stat i literally cannot believe

and do more than practice raising their arm to try to get offside calls

barca needs to get in the fucking gym

nevermind this is literally too sad

#freedjedspence

#freearchiegray

kam simmonds! kiana palacios! depth chart! more timely updates!

#nwsl #urfc

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newcastle is my pet team in the prem, but the mess of spurs warrants my attention today lol

i really liked what i saw when i watched her in college and i really hope she can make an impact

yesssssssssss

also 1. i intend to get a royals season preview out tomorrow or wednesday
and 2. ive been meaning to move off substack, but i don’t know where to move to… i need something that doesn’t require designing the whole page bc graphic design is NOT my passion, any recommendations?

kam simmonds! kiana palacios! depth chart! more timely updates!

#nwsl #urfc

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Kiana holding up a Swarm jersey with her name and number on the back (Palacios 21). She's surrounded by URFC fans

Kiana holding up a black Utah Royals scarf

Kiana holding up a Swarm jersey with her name and number on the back

Kiana posing with URFC fans that welcomed her at the airport with a URFC flag and sign that says "Welcome to Royalty, Kiana!"

Kiana has touched down in the Beehive State 🐝👑

i know him and frodo have me like cowering into my couch

i’m only pushing through the season for emma lol

you know what maybe i need to be gentler toward mr soccer bc he’s clearly in witness protection or something, based on how he describes his past lol

shoutout to that one nwsl preview for telling us dumb dumb royals fans that it’s better to have higher xg than your opponent

life changing insight, really

oh so you look like the literal hobbit and think you can say shit about women’s bodies? SHUT UP

and now frodo is talking crazy where do they find these mennnnn

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I CANNOT

GOD I MAY NOT BE ABLE TO SIT THROUGH THIS LIKE FUCK HIM

he is truly so deeply unpleasant to experience

i’m back on my love is blind grind and these people are fucking freaks

and mr soccer talks too much

i find their defense highly suspect but 🤷🤷🤷

let the children shoot lol

like the theory of the case for the season seems to be “release the children” so far and if that’s the case i’m fucking in lol

i really didn’t intend to be invested in rsl this year but if they keep scoring bangers like that it’s gonna be hard

4 emma hayes panic subs, classic

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girma calf mention