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A disaster looking for somewhere to happen. Don't follow me for a follow back. I don't often look at this now.

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Where will they all live?

13.03.2026 23:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How I feel when someone blocks me

06.03.2026 14:55 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'd rather 100% of Reform voters were deported

04.03.2026 21:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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"It's hard son, but have you seen the new Whitehouse ballroom?"

04.03.2026 17:19 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office It comes after Thames Valley Police said they were assessing a complaint over the alleged sharing of confidential material by the former prince with Jeffrey Epstein.

BBC News - www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c7...
Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office - BBC News

19.02.2026 10:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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See the list of 23 MPs who accepted donations from Labour Together

Labour Together is under fire after it emerged that the think tank that propelled Keir Starmer to power has been accused of spying on journalists

See the 23 MPs who have benefitted from the group πŸ‘‡

18.02.2026 15:16 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Bannon using the Tommy Robinson defence today: "'I am a filmmaker and TV host with decades of experience interviewing controversial figures,' Bannon told the New York Times on Monday

Yeah. Toppling Theresa May, Crypto donations and a Wee the People bitcoin are standard film production issues

16.02.2026 23:09 πŸ‘ 255 πŸ” 84 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

"I used to snort cocaine off toilet seats."

Republican Americans must be soooooo proud...

12.02.2026 20:12 πŸ‘ 495 πŸ” 128 πŸ’¬ 71 πŸ“Œ 10

Yet the electorate has little confidence in him. His advisors need their knuckles rapped

05.02.2026 16:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Mandelson files expected to be 'huge' as WhatsApps with McSweeney set for release

NEW: Preparations are underway for the release of the Mandelson files as officials predicted the disclosure would be 'huge' with WhatsApps with Morgan McSweeney set to be released

05.02.2026 15:42 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely true, every fucking word.

05.02.2026 15:50 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I feel had God wanted us to wax our balls, he'd have added a wicked so we could light them in a power cut

05.02.2026 15:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh fick that. I got a wax at home kit and was adhered to a piece of waxed paper for days. My neighbour thought I was being attacked when she heard screams and right big swears fron the bathroom

05.02.2026 15:36 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, if they wallop about in the breeze, it's just as well and no one likes curlies in their teeth, unless they're the wurlie kind πŸ€”

05.02.2026 15:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've made this before. Its outrageously good.
Of course, the added pleasire of being able to blame you for my wobbly waistline makes it even better. I mean, I cant blame myself πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

05.02.2026 11:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Nutella Cheesecake I don’t know if I should apologise for this or boast about it. Either way, I feel you will thank me for it. The thing is, it’s embarrassingly easy to make and unembarrassingly easy to eat. Don’t be t...

I can’t say that I take World Nutella Day seriously in any way, but it does give me an excuse (not that any is needed) to make this absurdly easy Nutella Cheesecake #RecipeOfTheDay! www.nigella.com/recipes/nute...

05.02.2026 11:08 πŸ‘ 521 πŸ” 71 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 16
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Tomorrow's front page πŸ“°

Starmer admits he knew of Mandelson-Epstein relationship post-conviction - yet still appointed peer to US ambassador role

04.02.2026 22:33 πŸ‘ 44 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 3
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Department of Human Suffering: When the government tells you to report your neighbors to solve housing shortages, something has gone badly wrong.

04.02.2026 14:39 πŸ‘ 411 πŸ” 223 πŸ’¬ 38 πŸ“Œ 14
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You couldn’t make this stuff up. Robert Jenrick and Suella Braverman accidentally voted with Labour to abolish the two-child benefit cap tonight after entering the wrong lobby!

03.02.2026 22:23 πŸ‘ 1061 πŸ” 277 πŸ’¬ 96 πŸ“Œ 56
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Donald Tusk says that Poland is now investigating connections between Epstein and the Russian Secret Service

03.02.2026 21:39 πŸ‘ 488 πŸ” 187 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 13

🀭

01.02.2026 17:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘€

01.02.2026 15:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Id have to lose.more than half my body weight and then there'd be the problem of excess skin. Could she make you a luggage set, matching hand bag and purse?

01.02.2026 14:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Was it bitch tits?

01.02.2026 12:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Love that. I'd wear it. Mind it might and extra blanket for the back πŸ™ˆ

01.02.2026 12:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Catherine O'Hara, star of Schitt's Creek and Home Alone, dies aged 71 The Emmy-winning actress died at her home in Los Angeles on Friday after a brief illness, her agent said.

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R.I.P. Catherine πŸ’”

BBC News - Schitt's Creek and Home Alone star Catherine O'Hara dies aged 71
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

31.01.2026 00:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Christ. I finally figured out
All Of Is Strangers.

The fire at the start is real. Adam is trapped and imagining the whole story.
The coughing on the train. The being too hot, the smoke marked face when he comes back from patents. He's dying in the fire throughout the whole film

31.01.2026 00:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Two times bygamist an all. Lived in a world of her own.
Β£6.99 on Kindle

27.01.2026 08:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Thank Gawd. I was worried.
There's a really good biography of her, titled "Fabulous Fanny". It's quite a story. She was bonkers and deluded, but, my goodness, the woman could cook.

26.01.2026 22:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I've blocked a fair few. I try not to be political on here, so am mostly left alone. Here, I never thought I'd see the day, youd have a fanny for a profile photo

26.01.2026 21:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0