An IG post by the account assistantsvsagents. There’s an image of a man crying. Text reads “PLEASE BRO YOU GOTTA COME TO THIS PROBIOTIC SODA BRAND ACTIVATION AT SXSW THEY'RE GIVING AWAY WARM CANS IN CUSTOM TOTE BAGS AND IT'S ONLY A 57 MINUTE UBER AWAY THAT COSTS $113 PLEASE BRO”
why do I refuse to participate in SXSW or even drive near downtown during it, you ask
Are you a school close to Warwick University & would like to join us on 17 June to watch the School Tasking Champion of Champions (hosted by me!)? 🏆
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cannot stress enough that "separate the art from the artist" was meant for private individuals reconciling the art they love with its flawed creators and not meant for the ceo of a company driving a dump truck of money up to a bigot's front porch
www.theverge.com/podcast/8914...
bookstores are getting increasingly conservative in their actual book buying numbers, so 1000% preorder that book you're excited about please. Every single copy helps.
republicans have literally made everything worse and harder and more terrible over the course of my entire life and somehow* they keep coming back to power bc of our feckless corporate press and a weak willed opposition 😒
*sob
Wow -- as first spotted by @BadFoxGraphics on X, Fox & Friends this morning used *old footage of a previous dignified transfer* to mislead their audience about the fact that Trump wore a baseball cap during the one yesterday
Why is that Hassle lady on the View again?
Keep calling out Fox BS propaganda, this is so disrespectful to both Dignified Transfers just to make Trump look good
once upon a time the coolest/hottest thing you could be as a man was a mysterious, cigarette smoking writer that lived in hotels and hated the government
nowadays we're lucky if a man can even sound out simple words
If you like a unique bar experience, Firehouse Lounge is behind the bookcase at a hostel. If you’re bar hopping, ask for the code to Floppy Disk Repair.
not FB doing targeted cock ring ads
says the guy who made the opening scene of Up involve a miscarriage, a deep depression, and death
Texas Dems!
Less content about whether Talarico should’ve won! More content about what’s next and how to win!
And this is all he had to replace Noem.
In addition to allegations of raping children, Trump is accused of otherwise assaulting them, threatened them repeatedly, and blackmailed and harassed them for years. He’s a monster.
He's also accused of confessing to Epstein that he uses illegal building permits.
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
Omggggg
America just lost 92,000 jobs as gas prices rise because of Trump’s war in Iran. He promised lower costs and no new wars — but Americans are losing jobs and footing the bill for his illegal war instead.
should I get the ace ventura butt birthing rhino
A white mug with a navy blue handle and interior. “NYC”, with the C as a hammer and sickle, is printed on the side in navy blue.
A glossy black mug. “NYC”, with the C as a hammer and sickle, is printed on the side in white, with the hammer and sickle in red.
These just went live in my shop!
Both mug options are 15 oz, microwave and dishwasher safe. The design is printed on both sides.
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Any republican that tries to make this into something should be required to describe what God’s cock looks like
If you’ve watched the arm breaking video and feel creepy crawlies down your spine, I urgently need you to reset your brain with this video of lil javelets.
It’s baby javelina time, more videos will definitely be incoming.
Nothing would please me more than to approach him in heels.
A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, “Kristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”
Screaming
If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.
Kristi Noem has done a stunning amount of damage and it’s good she’s gone.
But this doesn’t change the fact that we need a complete overhaul of DHS, impartial investigations into the killings of two American citizens, and information on children that were taken from Minnesota.
That was happening regardless because they redistricted her out of her seat.
Debra Messing's about to start hitting people with her car.
In the middle of interviewing for something cool. Next call is a half hour with the managing director. They seem to be moving fast and I am feeling confident. Good vibes welcome!
[TW: graphic fracture, sound of breaking bone]
Sen Tim Sheehy (R-Montana) badly breaking the arm of a Marine veteran protesting the war Iran.
Your fun aunt Claire says:
- don’t come on social media and describe how you want to hurt a senator, you aren’t really anonymous online
- go tell your friends and neighbors what happened, it looks like TikTok might be shadowbanning the footage
- don’t smoke weed in your car if your tags are bad
