I would say my lap is perfectly designed for you!
08.03.2026 19:32
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I would say my lap is perfectly designed for you!
[playing in the fountain at the Occult Crescent village. Again]
Ah, the real thing! Much better~
Quite!
:)
Wah...
Ngh...
No one and nothing that isn't dead, just...
...I need to stop trusting Astrologians that aren't Urianger...
🥺🥺🥺🥺
...hgGGHHH NO ONE KNOWS HOW TO HEAL DRK AT LEVEL 50-!
[comes out of the Dusk Vigil, limping and holding his arm, eyes brimming]
"Oh, yes. I actually went to Gridania first, when I left Ishgard! Before I joined with the Scions and all, you know. My initial runaway~"
Haurchefant Greystone from critically acclaimed mmorpg assures someone (not pictured) that his gut tells him the warrior of light will come to Lady Tataru's aid. Tataru, standing behind him in handcuffs, responds, "yeah I'm sure your guts are familiar with the warrior of light". This is an innuendo in reference to him being fucked in the ass
Haurchefant turns to Tataru who merely smiles mischievously as if she hasn't said anytging at all
/// slightly nsfw (innuendo)
Haurchefant gets owned in Ishgard
#ffxiv | #haurchefant | #heavensward | #jamespeppersart
Oh, we should go to the Solution Nine nightclubs!
..wait what expansion are you in.
What sort of music?
Rolanberry!
[listening to a call from the healer's clinic asking why his father was demanding emergency surgery to extract boba]
I have no idea about anything you're saying. Ta.
[Click]
Pacing back and forth, wringing his hands
HUZZAH!!
Agh...I'm sorry...what a silly thing to cry over!
[a small sniff but then a brave smile]
Only if you let me buy you one to drink with me?
"Gods, yes. At least during the times where the world isn't trying to die, I can run off to my little island and what have you. He has a *job*. And an important one! The horror of it all..."
No, I-
I have gil I-
Replacing it is not a p..a problem, I shouldn't-
[wiping furiously at his eyes, and trying not to sniffle]
[he clasps his hands together, beaming]
Oh, huzzah!
M.
My tea-
[huge eyes up at her]
I helped?
[dropped boba tea all over the ground]
...h..hh..
Off you go!!
I do. I do.
I simply wish I was better at pep talks.
It saddens me to see you hurting and be unable to say the right thing to cheer you up. :(
But...I understand sometimes, one just needs to be sad...
No, she probably only *pretended* to eat them...
Why are you still here? The longer you wait the more are going to escape into your guts. They're harder to extract from there, you know.
