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Commissioning Editor - Humour @ Vulpine Press Author Bon viveur Inventor of the Bethnal Green comma ( ,,, )

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‘La tapisserie, c’est moi’: Macron accused of putting politics first in Bayeux tapestry loan Organiser of petition says French president ignoring expert advice that artefact too fragile to be transported to UK

Mon dieu. C'est le stitch up!!

#Bayeuxtapestry #thefrench #Macron

www.theguardian.com/world/2025/a...

30.08.2025 08:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Might?

21.08.2025 13:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

UK bread giant v Stay Puft marshmallow man. Who would win that fight?

15.08.2025 18:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Congrats. Have a great day and hope there's some dancing on tables.

15.08.2025 11:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Criminal to meet war criminal

#Trump #Putin #Alaska #Endoftheworld

15.08.2025 11:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Is Perrier as pure as it claims? The bottled water scandal gripping France Claims that natural mineral water brands are filtering their water have shocked the country.

CEO: Del Boy Trotter
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

08.08.2025 08:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Masterchef. Wallace wasn't wearing a cock sock. The nerve!

#Masterchef

07.08.2025 09:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

MrChops - hero of the hour

06.08.2025 18:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

RFK: A man who sounds like an asthmatic gerbil on crack makes critical health decisions based on no evidence whatsoever.
#RFK #nutjob #politics #morons

06.08.2025 18:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

BREAKING NEWS: Labour to raise pension age to 107.

#labour #politics #breakingnews #illegaluseofhashtags

21.07.2025 14:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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‘…an absolute zoinking corker of a book. As I always say, COMETH THE MAN, COMETH THE PIFFLE, so buy, buy, buy…’ (B. Johnson.)

‘…WTAF!’ (The Palace.)

‘…is there a vaccine against books like this? (The Times)

20.07.2025 11:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

REVIEWS SO FAR…

'So very much better than all my executive orders, and because it’s smaller, it makes my HANDS look bigger. So that’s TRULY terrific and, by the way, it’s the only book I’m not imposing TARIFFS on. THIS IS BIG!!!!!’
(PresidentDonaldJTrump@thegenuinedonaldtrump).

20.07.2025 11:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What a fab review - some great stuff in there what with ‘bitchy lines & scheming ways’, ‘brilliantly witty’ & ‘devilish messy characters’. Deserves to be framed, carved in stone etc…

19.07.2025 10:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Trump administration accepts jet from Qatar for possible use as Air Force One Plane offer set off a firestorm of bipartisan criticism of Trump and raised questions about Qatar’s motives

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
HAIRFARCE ONE!

21.05.2025 18:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Concern grows at Radio 2 as station goes almost 4 minutes without mentioning Eurovision Concerns have grown today at Radio 2 after reports emerged that the station went almost FOUR full minutes without mentioning Eurovision.

NEWS! Concern grows at Radio 2 as station goes almost 4 minutes without mentioning Eurovision

15.05.2025 11:03 👍 22 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1

WHITE HOUSE LATEST: President Trump says Habeas Corpus is a Harry Potter character and he's getting that Dumbledore guy to suspend him.

10.05.2025 20:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Coalition of the Chilling.

29.04.2025 16:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Writey people - do you scribble away to a soundtrack or do you need padded cell levels of silence and solitude? This morning I'm helped along the way by Rosie Thomas and my usual grade 3 caffeine bombs.

28.04.2025 10:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Nailed indeed. Perfect timing and a great pitch - congrats. Good job you didn't go for the high heels option up those steps!

26.04.2025 10:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Good luck tonight, Caroline. Hope all goes fab and you don't need to threaten anyone with a stiletto.

25.04.2025 18:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Good luck tonight, Caroline. I hope you go in armed with a stilletto!

25.04.2025 18:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

NEWS LATEST! Trump to appoint new Pope⛪

25.04.2025 10:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Chester Zoo sloth has dental surgery to cure toothache Dentists say it was a

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
I've no sympathy - it took him ten years to get to the dentist.

18.04.2025 09:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's because you're in the Matrix.

07.04.2025 18:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'll post a comment here later, if that's ok?

28.03.2025 14:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That's a great interview.

28.03.2025 14:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Trump must be worried about transgender Tice.

08.03.2025 11:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Love the CV idea.

08.03.2025 11:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Why a wealth tax would not add up | Letter Letter: Mark Husbands responds to Brian Cox’s call to tax the super-rich

www.theguardian.com/news/2025/ma...
Not a bad start to the week - a letter in the Guardian

08.03.2025 11:15 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0