Marlena 🩷💜💙

The most fucked up part of being severed is that you still have to commute as your outie

there’s not enough jokes on here

Bro are you ok? Your wizened visage appears forlorn

my husband and i fly a lot so i would really appreciate it if someone would actually stop these people from making all the planes crash and explode

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sorry i've been so testy lately. it's just because of every single thing in the entire world

I'm supposed to be gathering berries in a forest but instead every day robots attempt to seduce me to get to one of my credit cards

The takeover of Twitter was a preview of what we're all living with now and a stark example of why you can't let any one person have too much money: they go insane and make themselves everybody's problem

It Only Tuesday

It Only Tuesday
theonion.com/it-only...

Ah, the millennial experience of “every time you get some measure of financial and career stability, the world decides to do something extraordinarily stupid again”

if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools

Why is everything a scam now

Something we'll be hearing more and more I think

i gotta admit im geeked for new severance in a way i havent been for other shows in like a decade

travel tip: when buying weird snacks abroad, try them before you go home. that way you know if you need to bring back more

we had a great 8 years of it being acceptable to be publicly queer but the right tapped into their hysteria and are trying to push us back decades. this is why the left warned of relying on rainbow capitalism because their support was about profit above all else. the solution is for us to not hide

tourist burned down 4 businesses in Cabo Rojo, PR, but we’re supposed to believe we cannot survive without tourism

You ever just think about things

something horribly unchic is afoot

Gold Banner on Red Background: Stop Forcing A.I. into Fucking EVERYTHING! Nobody Asked For It; Everyone Hates It

Stop Forcing A.I. into Fucking EVERYTHING!

i'm not going to do it because i find chatGPT distasteful but you could probably make bank with a ragebait clickfarm that intentionally targets new yorkers with articles like "i visited new york & thought the subway was scary" "i visited new york and didn't know where to buy beer & toilet paper" etc

there are two types of tourists: people who are from touristy places, and people who aren’t

They should invent a me that wants to get my work done

don't care. CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆

Protests against South Korea 🇰🇷‘s President Yoon Suk Yeol remix “ Feliz Navidad ” 🎄by Puerto Rican 🇵🇷 singer José Feliciano

Two ppls on other ends of the 🌎 that have each suffered so much under empire —touch through music, joy & resistance 🥹❤️

Luigi's Manifesto Exclusive: read Luigi Mangione's 262-word manifesto on the killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO

I got the Luigi Mangione manifesto. The real one, not the forgery circulating online. www.kenklippenstein.com/p/luigis-man...