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sorry if ive misread a social cue it will happen again

Star Trek is a very serious sci-fi show about exploring space and the human condition.

Also Star Trek:

My humble submission to the new Bank of England with concepts for the new bank notes to please both sides.

I was gonna say the Unmade podcast, but it's just two guys being silly about podcast ideas with some random bits, or alternatively "who shat on the floor of my wedding and other cases"

Muted x

No, we were too young when Torchwood was broadcasting.

Me:

I finally got gallycabbed 🌌

You have such a good voice for announcements 😁

Okay my peripheral vision needs testing, it's the second time I've been sat next to someone I know and even didn't realise.

I just sent in a complaint, very careless.

@maxenris.bsky.social is being a bad influence 🙂‍↕️

After the Rosalía Brits performance, I can only assume all raves are choreographed and have an orchestra, and if not, they should.

I'm glad Harry asked as I've always wondered. But I might take a waterproof bag for my phone in the very unlikely event I'm swept overboard

My drag name? Max DeLulu.

All these Feb pics of me and my hair have been a different style mess in every single one 😂 need to find me a hairdresser!

Three panels showing a bench on a small hill in London on a grey drizzly day. A man in a fedora carrying a suitcase arrives, then he is joined by a woman carrying an umbrella and a man in dark glasses reading a newspaper. They all look shifty and hurriedly converse: "Good." "Very." "Agreed." Then they all walk off down the hill. Caption: Every month, the Espionage Book Club discuss a classic work of spy fiction at a clandestine meeting. To minimise the risk of exposure, infiltration or surveillance by hostile agents, conversation is restricted to the essentials.

My cartoon for this week’s @theguardian.com books.

I unnecessarily struggled to game with my mouse because it turns out the controller on the floor was still plugged in and kept pushing my view down 🎮🖱️

Almost was stranded in London last night - thanks to those that reached out. Just sorted a hotel for GallyCab, so I won't be caught out next week.

Aww thank you, I might have to borrow that description x

Me wearing a white collared shirt under an emerald green H&M™ cotton jumper, with dark blue chinos, facing the mirror, holding my phone, with my silver bracket on my phone holding wrist, wearing my round brown glasses, and short wavy brown hair combed down. I attempt a neutral closed grin looking into the phone. A background blur applied but a pink towel can be seen on the left side, and a bit wall art can be faintly seen on the right, and a bed in the bottom right corner.

Wore my new green jumper to work 🟩

I'm not a Pokégay but that new water starter is serving 💅

"Good morning this is your driver, we're currently being held -"
Okay brag.

Evening Ben, happy Wednesday thank you for this wonderful cringe post... It's just how I like it. and yes if you're wondering where I am today...you're right.

rlly think the oomf reading this deserves a little treat

7am daylight is real pass it on

at its peak the show did more in 15 seconds than some do in their entire run

There are no biscuits or fun snacks in the house. I'm livid at past me.

From slogging it in the runestone mines to safely training magic skill in the wizard tower, free membership took a bit longer to get anywhere.

Game fatigue led me back to creating a new RuneScape account over the weekend - playing through Tutorial island and the first quest was very nostalgic.

relationship = taken
​∴ single = unclaimed ?