Yes
Yes
Fuck it, letโs watch Space Precinct
A Star Trek original series Gorn: a totally jacked humanoid with green scaly reptilian skin, wearing a gold lamรฉ onesie and maroon falconer gloves. His eyes are a cluster of rhinestones. Heโs wearing a type of fanny pack.
Iโm rewatching SNW and itโs buck wild how they created 100% serious species development and story arc just to START to explain this motherfucker
Have tickets and a plan to drive 90 mins to see this bad boy tonight
In 100 years school children will have to read our posts in Social Studies class and learn about how we coped with the compounding abject horrors by tweeting stupid shit like โHamburglar-in-lawโ
Der รผbermensch must never know the ease and comfort of a tunic
Yes, and ALSOโฆKhan Noonien Singh.
Post a banger not in English
for anyone unfamiliar with the town of Seattle it's sort of an American Vancouver
A new thing about me is that I care about womenโs hockey
Cat curled up on an enormous fuzzy donut-shaped dog bed. Cat is gray/brown on top, white on bottom, and sooooo so sleepy.
Good news: my cat
๐ hi hi!
โSorry it took me so long to reply, I have been curled up in a ball like a frightened armadillo for 6 straight weeks.โ
Hah still works
Everything is terrible except for this song I heard for the first time today that kinda sounds like 80s David Bowie made a 2020s r&b record music.apple.com/us/album/too...
Staying up to make sure 2025 truly keels all the way over, and let me tell you something: fireworks are dumb as hell and scary as shit, and my neighbors do not appreciate or respect how many people heat their homes with propane out here the gd woods.
๐ต Here comes the hotstepper
Here comes the hotstepper
Right down hotstepper lane๐ต
He is the gangster of all them lyrics
Murdering the game
If I disappear for a few weeks and only come back tweeting about nice things, itโs just bc I feel like putting forth content which registers between Anodyne and Positive on the vibe spectrum is the only means through which I can hold onto my sanity for dear fucking life ๐ ๐ โจ
By Bake Off I mean GBBO and by GBBO I mean โjuh-bee-boโ
Bake Off is on again so Iโm inspired to bake again. Today is a Swiss roll cake made from banana sponge, with guava preserve and cooked cream cheese fillings.
There is, as of right now, no coverage of this protest on the WaPo website or in their @washingtonpost.com feed.
So, if you (you reading this) want people to SEE this protest, you must share it.
28 Years Later is fucking beautiful yes I said beautiful and Iโll probably watch it twice more this week
Had a truly horrific nightmare about G^za and I guess my city is on someoneโs little hit list and the only thing that kinda helps is giving tips to quens & aid to randos, in what small amounts I can manage right now. โฎ๏ธ Joy and kindness are acts of r3bellion, kiss each other, stay human idfk
This turned me into TWO The Jokers
Screenshot of ew.com article detailing Rudy Giulianiโs recent car accident and related injuries, with a promo photo of Giuliani in an elaborate chicken version of a jack in the box costume - an astounding double-dunk of a production choice to dress him as both a bird associated with cowardice and an antiquated toy known to cause anxiety. Caption of photo reads: โRudy Giuliani is 'Jack in the Box' on 'The Masked Singer'.โ The copy in the next paragraph reads: โGiuliani served as mayor of New York City from 1994-2001. After a failed presidential campaign in 2008, Giuliani closely allied himself with Donald Trump, briefly serving as an informal cybersecurity adviser during The Apprentice star's first term, and eventually joining his legal team.โ
Incredible double-dunk of a production choice to dress him as both a bird associated with cowardice and an antiquated toy known to cause anxiety.
Itโs not a โtrendโ - itโs a prayer
I read this too fast and thought he was named Sucko ๐