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Jess Charlton

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๐Ÿง‹ Shining like a new dime ๐Ÿชฉ Musical omnivore ๐Ÿ“Ÿ Classical streaming editor โšก๏ธ PNW ๐Ÿซง she/her Respect my trans homies or Iโ€™m gonna identify as a fucking problem ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ

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Yes

27.02.2026 13:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 307 ๐Ÿ” 76 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Fuck it, letโ€™s watch Space Precinct

24.02.2026 16:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A Star Trek original series Gorn: a totally jacked humanoid with green scaly reptilian skin, wearing a gold lamรฉ onesie and maroon falconer gloves. His eyes are a cluster of rhinestones. Heโ€™s wearing a type of fanny pack.

A Star Trek original series Gorn: a totally jacked humanoid with green scaly reptilian skin, wearing a gold lamรฉ onesie and maroon falconer gloves. His eyes are a cluster of rhinestones. Heโ€™s wearing a type of fanny pack.

Iโ€™m rewatching SNW and itโ€™s buck wild how they created 100% serious species development and story arc just to START to explain this motherfucker

24.02.2026 01:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Have tickets and a plan to drive 90 mins to see this bad boy tonight

13.02.2026 17:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In 100 years school children will have to read our posts in Social Studies class and learn about how we coped with the compounding abject horrors by tweeting stupid shit like โ€œHamburglar-in-lawโ€

12.02.2026 23:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Der รผbermensch must never know the ease and comfort of a tunic

11.02.2026 03:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes, and ALSOโ€ฆKhan Noonien Singh.

11.02.2026 03:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Post a banger not in English

09.02.2026 18:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

for anyone unfamiliar with the town of Seattle it's sort of an American Vancouver

09.02.2026 03:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 379 ๐Ÿ” 36 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16 ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

A new thing about me is that I care about womenโ€™s hockey

08.02.2026 20:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Cat curled up on an enormous fuzzy donut-shaped dog bed. Cat is gray/brown on top, white on bottom, and sooooo so sleepy.

Cat curled up on an enormous fuzzy donut-shaped dog bed. Cat is gray/brown on top, white on bottom, and sooooo so sleepy.

Good news: my cat

06.02.2026 01:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ‘‹ hi hi!

06.02.2026 00:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œSorry it took me so long to reply, I have been curled up in a ball like a frightened armadillo for 6 straight weeks.โ€

06.02.2026 00:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hah still works

04.02.2026 02:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
Too Far Gone by Devin Morrison on Appleย Music Song ยท 2023 ยท Duration 4:58

Everything is terrible except for this song I heard for the first time today that kinda sounds like 80s David Bowie made a 2020s r&b record music.apple.com/us/album/too...

04.02.2026 02:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Staying up to make sure 2025 truly keels all the way over, and let me tell you something: fireworks are dumb as hell and scary as shit, and my neighbors do not appreciate or respect how many people heat their homes with propane out here the gd woods.

01.01.2026 04:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐ŸŽต Here comes the hotstepper
Here comes the hotstepper
Right down hotstepper lane๐ŸŽต

24.12.2025 20:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He is the gangster of all them lyrics
Murdering the game

25.12.2025 21:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If I disappear for a few weeks and only come back tweeting about nice things, itโ€™s just bc I feel like putting forth content which registers between Anodyne and Positive on the vibe spectrum is the only means through which I can hold onto my sanity for dear fucking life ๐Ÿ’• ๐ŸŒˆ โœจ

20.09.2025 19:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

By Bake Off I mean GBBO and by GBBO I mean โ€œjuh-bee-boโ€

20.09.2025 19:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bake Off is on again so Iโ€™m inspired to bake again. Today is a Swiss roll cake made from banana sponge, with guava preserve and cooked cream cheese fillings.

20.09.2025 19:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There is, as of right now, no coverage of this protest on the WaPo website or in their @washingtonpost.com feed.

So, if you (you reading this) want people to SEE this protest, you must share it.

06.09.2025 18:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 4786 ๐Ÿ” 3090 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 35 ๐Ÿ“Œ 27

28 Years Later is fucking beautiful yes I said beautiful and Iโ€™ll probably watch it twice more this week

07.09.2025 03:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Had a truly horrific nightmare about G^za and I guess my city is on someoneโ€™s little hit list and the only thing that kinda helps is giving tips to quens & aid to randos, in what small amounts I can manage right now. โ˜ฎ๏ธ Joy and kindness are acts of r3bellion, kiss each other, stay human idfk

07.09.2025 02:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This turned me into TWO The Jokers

02.09.2025 04:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 922 ๐Ÿ” 93 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Screenshot of ew.com article detailing Rudy Giulianiโ€™s recent car accident and related injuries, with a promo photo of Giuliani in an elaborate chicken version of a jack in the box costume - an astounding double-dunk of a production choice to dress him as both a bird associated with cowardice and an antiquated toy known to cause anxiety. 

Caption of photo reads:
โ€œRudy Giuliani is 'Jack in the Box' on 'The Masked Singer'.โ€

The copy in the next paragraph reads:
โ€œGiuliani served as mayor of New York City from 1994-2001. After a failed presidential campaign in 2008, Giuliani closely allied himself with Donald Trump, briefly serving as an informal cybersecurity adviser during The Apprentice star's first term, and eventually joining his legal team.โ€

Screenshot of ew.com article detailing Rudy Giulianiโ€™s recent car accident and related injuries, with a promo photo of Giuliani in an elaborate chicken version of a jack in the box costume - an astounding double-dunk of a production choice to dress him as both a bird associated with cowardice and an antiquated toy known to cause anxiety. Caption of photo reads: โ€œRudy Giuliani is 'Jack in the Box' on 'The Masked Singer'.โ€ The copy in the next paragraph reads: โ€œGiuliani served as mayor of New York City from 1994-2001. After a failed presidential campaign in 2008, Giuliani closely allied himself with Donald Trump, briefly serving as an informal cybersecurity adviser during The Apprentice star's first term, and eventually joining his legal team.โ€

Incredible double-dunk of a production choice to dress him as both a bird associated with cowardice and an antiquated toy known to cause anxiety.

01.09.2025 05:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s not a โ€œtrendโ€ - itโ€™s a prayer

30.08.2025 14:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I read this too fast and thought he was named Sucko ๐Ÿ˜‚

30.08.2025 14:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0