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Joel Turner

@joelturner564

Maybe only a moment, maybe the time of your life.

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Latest posts by Joel Turner @joelturner564

Loving the new Pulp song!

11.04.2025 17:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Down by the sea

04.04.2025 20:02 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Tromso! Sure is a pretty spot

04.04.2025 20:00 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Been a football weekend! Coach Jasper and having a run* out myself yesterday with Foresters Vets

*Ok, not too much running but I am aching today!

30.03.2025 16:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Boo hoo poor old Elon.

29.03.2025 13:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

100%. Keep telling my kids this - sometimes it’s a tough and you’ve got to dig in!

28.03.2025 09:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Enjoying clue 4 on the @nytimes.com Mini Crossword today! #Hegseth

25.03.2025 09:37 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Odin is going to be pissed off if you remove any letters whatsoever!

23.03.2025 22:05 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m hoping end-stage-capitalism-weary-face will catch on personally

23.03.2025 07:33 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This was the first of your records that I listened to with my dad - remember driving to Bouldnor with him and hearing lyrics about Napoleon and chisels and someone called Clean Steve. The start of something wonderful - thank you :-)

17.03.2025 22:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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🍀 #itsalwayssunnyinphiladelphia

16.03.2025 20:18 👍 40 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 3

Nice! Went to see Roni Size the other week. The venue wasn’t quite as salubrious though… 😂

14.03.2025 17:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Agreed!

11.03.2025 21:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@geocon1713.bsky.social hola! I popped back to the dark side briefly and saw you had moved here so thought I’d say hello!

11.03.2025 20:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My dog buried hers - then brought it back in along with a couple of slugs 🤢

02.03.2025 07:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

… and then he ate two whelks and he STILL wasn’t full!

28.02.2025 07:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

A very early interpretation of the hungry caterpillar?!?

28.02.2025 06:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Nova decided to cool off today by lying down in the muddiest stream she could find

23.02.2025 21:31 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Roni. Size.

15.02.2025 02:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Valentine’s Day with Sandy

14.02.2025 17:35 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

100%.

14.02.2025 12:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Exactly! Can you imagine the stink he would kick up?!? Complete entitlement and egotism

13.02.2025 17:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Very simply a map of the Gulf of Mexico, or Gulf of America, or whatever. But wait. What's this? Some joker has changed the name of the gulf to "Palace of Fishbourne"! Pretty funny, huh?

Very simply a map of the Gulf of Mexico, or Gulf of America, or whatever. But wait. What's this? Some joker has changed the name of the gulf to "Palace of Fishbourne"! Pretty funny, huh?

Breaking....

12.02.2025 16:25 👍 527 🔁 67 💬 17 📌 10

I bet he’s the sort of bloke who’d go fecken mental if people brought their kids to their workplace.

12.02.2025 22:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Are you hairy, Mary?
Are you hairy, Mary? YouTube video by Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day

Are you hairy, Mary?

12.02.2025 21:25 👍 18 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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There's a spider (spider, spider...) He's deep in my soul (soul...) He's lived here for years (years...) He just won't let go

#itsalwayssunnyinphiladelphia

12.02.2025 19:49 👍 45 🔁 9 💬 1 📌 1

Where the dew drops cry and the cats miaow

12.02.2025 06:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I lost my streak on that one - wrong guesses for the last two when I had all but the first letter green!

11.02.2025 14:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Spaceballs anyone?!?

07.02.2025 09:01 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not bad! Bit US-centric but I’m using it over Twitter now

06.02.2025 22:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0