βSuper Mario was based on an Italian man I saw die in an accident on a construction site. I thought to myself, βWhat if that man had been killed by a gorilla, rather than negligence?β - Shigeru Miyamoto
Happy Mario day!
a drawing of a monk wearing dark glasses and rolling dice at a table
gambling monk, germany, 15th century
CIA / Mossad agents at this week's all-staff meeting
*inflates you making you big and round*
This shit is the new spiritualist movement to these weirdos, I'm convinced.
Talking to the chatbot is the new talking to a medium/attending a sΓ©ance.
I have reversed my childhood position on this issue and now believe we did not bully nerds nearly enough.
the cast of Star Trek Voyager in street clothes awkwardly posing with late-90s computer hardware and consumer electronics
this is what it feels like to post on bluesky
Your mf smirk
Julian DONβT
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gross!
Every time I think this story can't get more horrific, a new detail emerges.
The 'double-tap' strike is a technique the IDF perfected in Gaza. The first strike is deadly, eliciting panic as those nearby rush in to help survivors. Then, once they are all in one place, the second strike arrives.
It is true that he has absolutely no real views whatsoever but that's actually really helpful in this situation, because you should take it as a clear sign and a win if someone with no beliefs feels the wind is blowing in your direction.
COME AND TAKE IT
Donβt forget the breasts !!!
meet Aphrodite, my new lap cat! π«Ά
If I found out any of the people in my family or friend groups were betting on world events through Polymarket or Kalshi, I would hypothetically draw and quarter them
Beautiful
Youβre always cooking, Ida
skill issue. if you can't maintain your faggotry through transition and growing a great rack, that's a you problem diva!
your softness is your strength on a teddy bear in chainmail
cruelty isnβt special
It can be possible πββοΈ
Old studies of my body :D
They shoulda never given me breasts. Im gonna get really irresponsible with these
"The CIA conspired to make me less cool than I was when I was 25" is the most succinct Gen X manifesto I've ever heard
A selfie of Riley. He's white and fat with short brown hair, a reddish brown beard/mustache combo, and blue eyes with his tortoiseshell glasses on top of his forehead. He's wearing a mustard yellow turtleneck sweater with a long necklace chain over it. He's smiling.
A selfie of Riley. He's white and fat with short brown hair, a reddish brown beard/mustache combo, and blue eyes with his tortoiseshell glasses on top of his forehead. He's wearing a mustard yellow turtleneck sweater with a long necklace chain over it. He's pursing his lips and looking to his right.
A selfie of Riley. He's white and fat with short brown hair, a reddish brown beard/mustache combo, and blue eyes with his tortoiseshell glasses on top of his forehead. He's wearing a mustard yellow turtleneck sweater with a long necklace chain over it. He's smiling.
A selfie of Riley. He's white and fat with short brown hair, a reddish brown beard/mustache combo, and blue eyes with his tortoiseshell glasses on top of his forehead. He's wearing a mustard yellow turtleneck sweater with a long necklace chain over it. He's smiling.
i rly like this filter... and this sweater π
βI think you meantβ no I did not. I know how to turn my thoughts into sentences
Cool
