Damn. It looks like it’s getting a little too Animal Farmy out here. #duckdad #birds #ducks #muscovyducks
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Damn. It looks like it’s getting a little too Animal Farmy out here. #duckdad #birds #ducks #muscovyducks
One who increases knowledge, increases sorrow
Jorkin Depeanuts
Skyler is an unlikable character in #breakingbad. Correct me if I’m wrong, but she’s bad mother, an even worse partner, and a horrible communicator.
…our pets’ HEADS ARE FALLIN OFF!
Mama, cringe comes for us all.
Not a whole lot more humbling than striking out in slow pitch softball.
Getting a loooottttt of OF girls trying to follow me lately. Please don’t.
Is this real? What were they thinking 😂
Never trust a hippie selling pine flavored butter
Today’s my birthday, and I’m getting high and playing video games all day. Forty fuckin three. Sheesh.
Interviewer: why should we hire you?
Me: listen, I’m funny.
About to step into my dentist’s office and give him a piece of my mind
This channel deserves more subscribers imo #cooking
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That’s for tonight
Well, that’s awkward
People who drive decommissioned police cruisers are a special sort of jackass
Anyone else wonder how Garth Brooks and Jamie Oliver are doing these days?
It was the 90s; everyone was a Christian 🥴
10 more ducklings for the pond
#duckdad #birds
Man, numbers are the worst thing since letters
Still waiting on that yearly @hbomberguy.bsky.social video to see who’s been fucking up the most
YouTubers’ overuse of the word “garner” is insufferable
“This is a severe survival situation.” This is vital information to me at 11:28 PM.
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Dopamine hits > longevity #adhd
Did y’all know a CEO got murdered? Just saw it over on threads
The dream of the 20s is alive in Portland
You see, Italians are complicated people
Waiting on #doordash is a stressful feeling
Murder is wrong, but, you know, I’d rather it be that CEO than school children.