Tactical Vegetable Holster

I tried to get a dick sucking machine factory off the ground here, but the economics just doesn't work. My dream was thwarted.

China's the world's manufacturer now, so if anyone is making dick sucking machines, it's going to be China. The worst dick sucking machine is still a dick sucking machine, so there's not much point in trying to compete on quality. A halfway decent dick sucking machine at a low price is unbeatable.

The United States has a plan to eliminate mines in the straight of hormuz by clicking on a square and seeing how many mines surround that square

thinking again about the greatest scene in cinema history

It doesn't hurt that for every war from Korea onward (with the exception of Iraq 1), the approval dropped like a stone. There was initially the belief that we were fighting a just war against an aggressor, but it always devolved into "what are we doing over there? We don't belong there."

Me testifying in court:

It's gonna be all over for you losers once I master these dark and forbidden magicks.

Grimes (@Grimezsz) I think there may be a bizarrely strong bond between basketball and witchcraft

bam adebayo new career high within the FIRST HALF

They don't define the ends m of lifting up society's vulnerable or creating a safer, functional society as bad things. They define the means of doing it through government as bad.

most of my anger towards dems is they repeatedly invoke this trope and then do not govern, either in majority or minority, as if it was true. whereas i actually often do believe it and believe the responsibility to act like it’s true extends past the first week of november

The answer is simple: this is a site for posters, not for thinkers.

Nobody has to pass a test to become a communist poster. You can just call yourself a communist and post.

I don't think China's BYD does enough financial crimes to make a good culture fit for F1.

There's one sane type of politics: the government should do good things, and the government should not do bad things. Libertarians disagree with the first part of that, but they agree with the second. So, you should agree with Libertarians fairly often.

So, like 6?

Everybody is exposed to a mountain of slop that nobody asked for, wants, or needs. Not very many people are radiologists, coders, or the 5 other jobs that benefit from AI

Voight doing one of the dumbest accents in the history of film somehow makes it better. Peak cinema.

It better be ice cold for stone cold

I do love the single pick equivalents for single picks.

The Occult by Colin Wilson A gray book with light gray lettering. No cover art.

Just wait, buddy. When I get through this tome, I don't know what's going to happen. I might have to wait for some astrological phenomena or find a newt or something, but you will regret your word choices!

If I say what should happen to you for using "amazeballs," even in jest, I would face a permaban. I will be researching the occult today to put a curse on you and everyone vaguely resembling you.

Also, the topline numbers for NFL contracts are all more "based on a true story" than real.

$50 million per year is getting paid $65 million total for two years, then getting cut.

This sounds less crazy when you realize he said "I would like to be around the 12th highest paid QB in the league, which would probably be 20th highest by the end of my contract."

Tulips weren't nearly as useful for doing crimes.

It's stupid and evil, but it's what Israel likes to do.

What Israel calls "mowing the grass." Iran is weakened and less of a threat to Israel than they were a couple weeks ago.

That depends on your perspective. Cruise missiles are more likely to hit their target. If, like most people, you're not a legitimate military target, then ballistic missiles are more dangerous. Not that "legitimate military target" matters for people who bomb school children.

One of the lessons of the Iran war is that it was a huge mistake not to even try to put any of the Iraq war architects in prison. We shouldn’t make it again.

Not yet