Jaime Gomez

More like payin’ at the pump.

They don’t even know how to spell encyclopedia.

Then he doesn't support trans equality and thus can go fuck himself

Does Metamucil make baby formula?

In the back of the venue, hiding from my teenage son.

Nobody here necessarily knows I’m drunk, maybe I always walk like a dumbass.

At the @jeffrosenstock.bsky.social show at the lodge room, I was gonna make a joke about how every tall guy is Greg Cheekface but I think I actually spotted Greg @cheekface.bsky.social

I believe the proper term is KJ.

I asked for a refund. If the Kiwanis Club of Norco has a problem with that, they can take it up with the freaking president!

This sucks btw, I was really excited to run around Lake Norconian.

From the Norco 5K:
"Due to the conflict in Iran, all military bases are in high alert status. Therefore, we will not have access to the base or Lake Norconian and will be altering the route around Norco College."

Freddie the cane corso mix in the front, he’s white, Pee-wee above his shoulder to our top left, he’s a white Pomeranian with a brown head, Charlotte the tan chihuahua mix in the middle, and Lulu the parson Russell terrier on the top left, she’s white with black spots.

Top, left to right are Pee-wee, Charlotte, and Lulu, in front of them is Freddie. I love these dogs and my life.

See my latest posts, we are speaking the same language bud

All I need is beans, cheese, and tortillas, and I can make you the best meal you’ll have today.

A carne asada quesadilla

A carne asada quesadilla

These are the type of quick dinners I whip up from leftovers. Coincidentally, today’s the wife and my second anniversary of dating. She wifed me up quick, she’s not dumb.

Would it be possible to put in my will that I want to be cremated and my ashes put in an empty can of Cafe Bustelo?

Your boy is now a Level III Laser Specialist.

It took three months, but the life-changing job I interviewed for hired me yesterday. I spent the last thirty years working for my dad, it's time for a real job. I start in three weeks.

No....noooooooooo

I’ve been wagon-pilled by Bluesky. I will not elaborate.

Scene from the Simpsons with Lenny living in squalor, I have photoshopped my tv on the ground

Please don’t tell anyone how I live.

While we were saving up to buy the perfect tv stand for that space, our landlord decided to sell the house, so we’re going to wait on buying a tv stand. In my old apartment, I mounted the tv way too high, so the tv on the ground is healing my neck.

My dogs Charlotte and Pee-wee both laying down on my legs while I lay on the couch.

Sometimes the world’s ok.

whoop-de-do (complimentary)

I love following instructions.

The wife got me a manual espresso machine for my birthday and the first use instructions were 16 steps and step 15 was “repeat steps 1-14” and this is the happiest I’ve ever been with a gift.

My wife and I in the infinity room

My wife and I in the infinity room

My wife pretending to hold a giant ribbon but she didn’t tell me what she was trying to do, and I’m too stupid to realize it until after we left

Michael Jackson and bubbles, in sculpture form

The wife wanted a picture of her holding up the giant ribbon but she forgot to tell me. I’m smart, so I realized it an hour later.

My wife and I in front of the music hall, which we did not go into

Me in front of a big table and chairs

Me in front of a big table and chairs

Me in front of a room of big pots and pans

The wife and I spent a beautiful day in downtown LA today. Brunch at Grand Central Market where we got a margarita tower, got shrunk at The Broad, rode the Metro underground to USC and had an early dinner at Holbox and yet another marg tower.

Thanks, bud. Us dads gotta stick together. We have it harder than anyone.

Man standing in front of art display showing green shelf with two hanging cast-iron pans. He wears a "Modern Baseball" shirt and holds a green hoodie.

This is my new favorite picture of my least favorite person.