𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎 (@samsonite)

I guess it was time for a trim.

12.03.2026 15:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don't want to beat around the bush, but what is it?

12.03.2026 15:49 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a close up of a bald man with a mustache wearing a suit and tie . ALT: a close up of a bald man with a mustache wearing a suit and tie .

12.03.2026 15:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Duo?

12.03.2026 11:47 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Twoo

12.03.2026 11:23 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

But remember, never drink & fly.

12.03.2026 11:22 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

"Who wants to hold an owl?"

"Hold my pint"... said the owl.

12.03.2026 11:15 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It's obligatory to take pics of cats when you see them

Let's do Thursday

12.03.2026 09:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Innocent times...

11.03.2026 23:55 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh no, not that! Save that for you Only Pans site...

11.03.2026 23:17 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I seem to be a free local taxi service these days, so why not (unless you wanted to drive!).

11.03.2026 23:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

A couple of Lozza selfies 😀

11.03.2026 23:15 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I wouldn't deny anyone either! I will have 2 new bathrooms in a month, so I fully expect a series of visits from everyone!

11.03.2026 23:13 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Story of my life :P

11.03.2026 23:12 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We do, but we don't normally eagerly anticipate christening a friends toilet, do we? I could be wrong!

11.03.2026 23:11 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a close up of a bald man with a mustache wearing a suit and tie . Alt: a close up of a bald man with a mustache wearing a suit and tie .

11.03.2026 23:09 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yeah, I've not received any!

11.03.2026 23:09 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Exactly! I nap all the time!

11.03.2026 23:06 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It may not make you feel better, but I had the great idea of having 2 bathrooms redone (one after another). 4 weeks of building noise while I work from home...

11.03.2026 22:55 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

On my bingo card "He's spitting bars"

11.03.2026 22:53 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

People often do...

11.03.2026 22:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is me

11.03.2026 22:36 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man in a suit and tie says nice beaver while looking up at a woman in red heels Alt: a man in a suit and tie says nice beaver while looking up at a woman in red heels

11.03.2026 22:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

😬 Good luck, Marv!

11.03.2026 22:17 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lipstick Masquerade YouTube video by Carpenter Brut - Topic

Time for a bit of Carpenter Brut
www.youtube.com/watch?v=USBd...

11.03.2026 22:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is it obligatory to hold a pint in the other hand when handling an owl?

11.03.2026 19:20 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Which one?

Hmm

11.03.2026 16:18 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Before leaving the house, "Keys, wallet, phone, cat"

11.03.2026 15:12 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Was it actually hers?

11.03.2026 14:51 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

What better way to celebrate the sunshine than giving her pussy a ride?

11.03.2026 14:30 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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