being nocturnal has never paid off so handsomely, that was insane
12.03.2026 04:13
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being nocturnal has never paid off so handsomely, that was insane
who the fuck designed the Trafford Centre and are they OK
"Emergency podcasts, sir. Thousands of 'em"
I had an out-of-body experience yesterday standing next to one of my favourites by the fruit juice
spent the week eating breakfast in the vicinity of professional tennis players and I am absolutely sickened by how perfect these men look eating poached eggs and fruit in a hoodie at 9am
☹️💔
cherish all of your nudes in Moira’s honour 💔
texting on an excel spreadsheet
Fiona's burner phone #TheTraitors #Uncloaked
fuck off cunts
These are the same picture
pantomime evil vs pure evil #TheTraitors
the game Fiona is trying to play here
HE MUST WIN
we’ve reached the stage where if Amanda did reveal she was a retired detective I don’t think anybody would believe her #TheTraitors
the game Reece is trying to play here #TheTraitors
everyone in Britain returning to work this morning
2025 dead
on the plus side I have basically lived in these cunty pyjamas since they arrived the other day
well the aim was achieved because unlike 2023 and 2024 this was an actively terrible year. we go again from tomorrow!
alright 2026 you’ve been briefed
Timo Glock, November 2nd 2008:
just got this right *and* named the fixture in question and have sent the family into raptures
ie I look baby when I shave (which I did yesterday)
razors
Merry Christmas ya filthy / slightly dirty / kinda tidy / squeaky-clean animals
that’s a Petts Wood special
I love being a basic bitch
Bombshell ‘Wall Street Journal’ Investigation Finds Tyler Robinson Once Had Trans Uber Driver
another balmy afternoon in Sadiq’s Islamist crimescape (via X)
