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Eating lunch at McDonalds today and listening to an older couple have the most boring conversation. He hasn’t stopped talking for 15 minutes and she hasn’t been able to say a word.

04.03.2026 18:29 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Back on the peloton today. Between arthritis and the rhinovirus, it has not been a good week for cycling

28.02.2026 16:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Round up the unusual suspects

26.02.2026 03:17 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A local arts group has advertised for art lessons with ai generated art. Seems lazy to me

23.02.2026 18:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There is an old man with a cane at this fast food restaurant. He is wearing a “CIA” hat. Do you think he is really part of the CIA?

17.02.2026 18:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m seeing the same ads. Thumbs up or down on the pillow?

10.02.2026 02:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

What up, dog? The dog.

10.02.2026 02:48 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My usual pizza place has changed into a sports bar that does not serve pizza. Time to find a new place.

07.02.2026 03:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I bought something in Spain and had it shipped home. When delivered, UPS asked ME to pay a tariff. I thought Spain was supposed to pay that for me. If you can’t believe the president, who can you believe?

05.01.2026 18:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He better give you all his tickets

20.12.2025 20:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s a prefab sprout day…

18.12.2025 20:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How many people soaked and then installed a bongo head tonight? At least one…me!

15.12.2025 04:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Today is the day for a semi regular listening of the Trevor Horn Prince’s Trust concert

09.12.2025 15:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I remember getting a participation medal when I played pee wee soccer, so let him have one, too

05.12.2025 22:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

In Texas as a kid, I learned it as “Were Chester Shire”. How was I supposed to know it was wrong?

25.11.2025 15:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

First time for me: at the San Francisco Airport, there was a man peeing into a urinal while on FaceTime conversation. Rather than joining them at the urinal, I went into a stall and closed the door.

23.11.2025 01:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Watching poor people at airport get shifted from gate to gate almost as fast as in “Airplane!” Now leaving from Gate 10. No, Gate 9. Now Gate 8….

21.11.2025 21:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How do cure that?

21.11.2025 19:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Sitting in the airport in San Francisco for a few hours. No hurry today, so I slept in, and rode the BART in tot eh airport

21.11.2025 19:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A couple things I’ve learned staying in downtown San Francisco this week
1. Drivers like to use their horns. A lot. For 15+ seconds for each blast.
2. Jackhammers start early. And grinders. And always near your open window
3. Eating out is expensive.

20.11.2025 16:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Eating dinner at a pizza place in San Francisco where the sound system is cranking 90’s acid Jazz

19.11.2025 03:43 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

In Omaha for a wedding and it’s snowing this morning! Yay.

09.11.2025 14:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Super excited to fly to San Francisco next week! Will my flight be canceled? Will there be hours long waits with TSA? Thanks Mr Trump.

07.11.2025 18:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

SPF10000 now available at Spirit Halloween

01.11.2025 01:54 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Me: Updates apps on phone
Me next day: sees that more apps need to be updated, some apps had an update dated two weeks ago? Why didn’t they update yesterday?

29.10.2025 12:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

More believable than some of the stuff I saw on the internet today

25.10.2025 15:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Noteworthy!

23.10.2025 15:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

GUY WHO DIDNT WASH HIS HANDS AFTER HE PEED: let me tell you my opinions on politics

23.10.2025 05:44 👍 394 🔁 86 💬 12 📌 2

REPOST ME YOU COWARDS.

23.10.2025 10:50 👍 52 🔁 48 💬 4 📌 0

The Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Ballroom.

23.10.2025 02:56 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0