Sailor Sega Saturn

80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: "the eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, and the youngest is a drummer"

The 3 genders

Bikini Unalive is actually really good

It's ok Dems. I know a lot of people who think dunking on folks online is praxis.

So she wasn't trained well for her job; do we take her out back like she did to her puppy?

"If we don't kill 'em, how will we teach them that killing is wrong?" - These fucking clowns

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

So in the year 2026, the Democrats' best shot at leadership is a 1990s Republican??

*Sounds of ratcheting backwards*

Yeah, sex is good. But have you ever went from last place to first in Mario Party in one turn?

I *SAID* "Tee-Hee," good sir!

Introducing my child to The Sims. She is currently very occupied with her sim, Idiotic Freakbum III.

A xenomorph lost his lil mouth!

Do you feed a Stevie after Midnight?

"name and shame them" so yeah the number of times I've seen multiple women come together with binders of evidence about a single man and essentially nothing happened to him kiiiinda discourages that approach

Granted, this was the early 90's... but...

...Dad... is that you?

That sure is a lot of words for "I can't get laid."

The orphan crushing machine has been delayed in crushing orphans. APPARENTLY, crushing orphans for profit can be considered BAD by some weirdos!

Man, I wish they’d bring back cool trends like bell bottoms or swing dancing instead of COINTELPRO

It's only February!!!!!

Gallup was pretty useless anyways, but we all know it's because the numbers hurt Trump's fee-fee's

Gallup will no longer measure presidential approval after 88 years Gallup will no longer track presidential approval ratings after more than eight decades doing so, the public opinion polling agency confirmed to The Hill on Wednesday. The company said starting thi…

Remember, kids: you're not doing a bad job if you don't get graded on it.

Guys, guys, who cares that the majority of the rich and elite do terrible things to children and babies? We're making them money, and maybe that money will be used to buy more children, but that's none of my business.

13 yo while playing a game with sister: "This boss is not good. He's a bully; he'll kick you in the nuts and steal your lunch money."

9yo: "I don't have nuts. I'm a girl."

13yo: "Well, then... he'll kick you in your girl nuts."

Try to avoid it like Wile E. Coyote avoids the painted tunnel.

Photo of bumper sticker on the back of a work truck. The bumper sticker reads, "CAUTION! This vehicle stops at all stop signs." With an additional picture of a stop sign.

As opposed to....?

Jerry Lawson, the inventor of the video game cartridge.

This is Jerry Lawson. He invented the video game cartridge for the Fairchild Channel F system. Because of his invention, many consoles had cartridges and CD formats and would become the norm.

The Atari 2600, NES, Genesis, and many consoles wouldn't exist without him.

Happy Black History Month.

This house is a Greg Garcia and Garvin Eddy house.