get you a man who cleans all the dust out of your standing fan after coming home from a movie (it’s me I did that hi)
12.03.2026 05:28
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get you a man who cleans all the dust out of your standing fan after coming home from a movie (it’s me I did that hi)
do it omgggg
truly tickles my taint in ways nothing has so far this year
My dipper? No longer tripled. Bye Chili’s.
Xena, a gray and white cat, partially under my desk, plopped half in my lap and half on my work chair
say hello to one of my very needy coworkers
stop scaring the youths!!
ohhh guess they took a look at my life
feels more like perpetually single aunty with her new weird boyfriend
The Giant. Twin Peaks S02E09 - Arbitrary Law.
Twin Peaks: The Giant.
I’m coming over
BlackRock, actually
I honestly can’t stop playing, I’m still working on maxing out everyone’s bonds and finishing the prophesies 😭
taking a long walk off a short pier
Selfie, headphones on, sunkissed and eyes closed
I was busy thinkin bout boys 🎶
omg 😭
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sometimes it be's like that
He's "the one"... The wrong one
MAR10 DAY 🍄💵✨
beautiful gowns! well, kinda
say what you want about her, but that woman was good at her job!
burning through the current season of RHOBH and it’s so far very fascinating how literally nothing is happening so far
🥳
this is killing me 💀
I can’t handle this right now
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
simpsons agent mulder in moe's tavern holding his fbi badge with a picture of him leaning back in a speedo
the more x files i watch the funnier this gag becomes
top tier for sure
Help me Cherry Float Coca-Cola, you’re my only hope
baby that’s none of your business anymore 😌