Chastin LeNai

All this time I thought The Fantastic Mr Fox and The Talented Mr Ripley were the same film.

😭🫣

As you get older processed sugars and artificial flavoring taste nasty

It’s also Christmas time, which has traditionally been my “Cry About My Grandmother” season.

So, actually I’m right on schedule.

It’s been almost ten years and I still cry when I see people loving on their grandmothers.

I just remembered that Yogurt is a thing and now I’m nauseous 🤢

This lady DESTROYED me with her piece today. I’m still trying to work through why 😂😂😭😭😭

We speak once every few months and some how whenever it’s him reaching out it’s the exact second where I am on the precipice of destruction

Literally! Had he called me one hour earlier or one hour later I would have been a completely different person.

I swear my brother has an antenna that tells him, from miles away, when exactly I will be the most irritated by him because HOW is this the second time he’s texted me in weeks and it’s at the very exact day and moment when I am the most exhausted and overstimulated I have been in my life

When I’m especially annoyed/tired/irritated, I sing old church songs as dramatically as I can 😂😂
It works.
Sometimes.

I think that’s just cereal

Black people, please, if you have eyes to read and ears to hear and hands to answer:
From whence did the phrase “GOTS To be more careful!” originate?

first time i saw someone say that, i knew they weren't a real writer 😂😂😂😂

There is nothing I love more than seeing married couples who look like they’re having a great time together! Seeing them with their little inside jokes or secret shorthand just warms my heart 😂💙 I’m like look at yall having fun!!

I called my pastor because he was recommending me to a client for a job.
Ended the conversation 20 minutes later with instructions to call two different people about three different things 😂😂 I was like, “Okay. Yes sir!”

Firefighters be so fine. Is that one of the prerequisites to join?

I’m gonna yell, just like he did…

THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT G-DAMNIT!!!!🔥🔥🔥

(Still ain’t trying to elect this man to anything, but appreciate this energy.)

(h/t @clancyny.bsky.social!)

My sisters and I were just talking about this 😂 Change my oil, tighten the pipes, make the electricity work! That is my sexuality—Mr. Fixit-sexual

Mmhmm. And we do a little salsa dance with it

I’m going to babysit for one of my favorite families. The dad calls to check my eta and I hear the loudest Blackest laughter echoing in the background 😂🥰 I love it! Probably one of my favorite sounds

I was honest about my anxiety today in therapy 😬😬 Hoping the grippy sock man doesn’t come to collect me

When I get off of work, I’m going home, getting in my bed, and going STRAIGHT to sleep. Whatever needs to be figured out will be figured out on Thursday.

Today I learned that anteaters and aardvarks are different species of mammals and not alternative names for the same animal.

A couple of weeks ago I found out the same thing about dolphins and porpoises.

What else don’t I know???! Why am I here when everything is a mystery?!?

Truly 😂

Ugh.
I’m in a Black child free group on Facebook and some of the people are truly noxious.
There’s a huge diffeeence between choosing not to have children and being hateful towards children and the people who choose to have them.

Shoutout to the people who pray for the demise of ShadeRoom and other gossip sites.

Decenter the celebrity

I finally made the chicken Alfredo pizza I’ve been dreaming about for a month and it’s EXACTLY as good as o wanted it to be. Praise God and the angels and the ancestors who guided me 🙌🏽

It depends on what I’m coming home to.
Could be a couple of days. Could be a month

Somebody at the chicken salad chick said “This lady needs some spice in her life!” And proceeded to ruin my day 😭 Ma’am I am one of them neurodivergents you be hearing about.