NATIONAL PARTY LEADER
"Matt I was once a communist Canavan"
Sorry to insult the collective bluesky intelligence but this is satire
I must say this as I posted this on FB and some idiots thought it was a good idea
Doesn't Peta pull off the leopard print
If it was a game of cricket I'd definitely be going for Iran
I'm Australian we eat our coat of arms and our national hero killed police
I'm loving these edibles
what
Never actually charging criminals
I was going to say cunts but that's beneath me
Exactly. It was set up by Albanese and Dutton so that suspect politicians could get off 'Scott-free'.
I've seen what you've done there!. 👏 👏 👏
I don't usually quote eugenics enthusiasts, but Churchill said...
" You can always count on Americans to do the right thing after they've tried everything else..."
I actually slapped myself for writing that!
He's the spitting image of Mary
My favourite pic is this
Check out the crotch...a lot of artistic license given there
Looks like he stashed his opponents down there!
Matt might reintroduce his Patriot pack:
A flagpole
An Australian flag
A shotgun
A MAGA hat
A bottle of Bundy
A six pack of Viagra
Far North Queensland has a habit of fostering idiot politicians
Will the one time communist Matt Canavan be for or against China?
Sucking on a fat one and enjoying a cigar
You can see whose payroll Matty is on
One time communist and devout catholic wears many hats his cosplay antics lead me to believe he is the...
Rinehart's giving DJT the invoice
Sir Les was too dignified to be an inspiration to Barnaby
Wonder if Barnaby is contemplating a return to the Natsy party
Back on the phone drumming up support
Trump is immortal
It's not a war! Apparently.
According to the US its just a little military exercise
I don't know how the Iranian families mourning the loss of their children feel about it
But not a war!
Fascism wrapped in a flag
Matty Proudboy Cowboy Canavan to front the National Party if he can survive a fist fight with shotgun McKenzie.
Yes the one time communist and devout catholic Canavan to swap the coal dust for the akubra, blundstones and drizabone in a cosplay leadership bid
#auspol
Oh No!
That's the shoulder isn't it
Wow Kid Rock must be sore
Lol !
Teary LittleProudboy resigns!
citing being buggered (straya)
That's what you get when you drink with Barnaby
Only one thing better than a coalition member resigning and that's more of them resigning
#auspol
LittleProudboy crying admits he's a shit person and even worse politician cites his role in the No campaign to shaft Australia's indigenous people as a highlight
Fuck off and wipe your tears up tough country boy
That's thinking!
(Satire)
Pharkin Queensland pollies
Just having the NSW state of origin team up there for a game gives the collective IQ a bump
Us idiots in Australia 🇦🇺 pays $8.59(au)per gallon, equivalent to $6.02 (us)
Based on 95 octane (midrange)
fuel at $2.27 per litre
3.875 litres per gallon
Can't we just say keep the sub money for AUKUS, just keep it we'll be good thanks keep the cash for something worthwhile like I dunno...white phosphorus or bombs but just leave us out and sign a non-aggression pact with China
It's like that they've been given a script
I like Chalmers too and hope he doesn't get bypassed like Costello did
He would get Queensland in and make a thoughtful and committed PM - he seems to have a lot more empathy than the other two
I only use it to sell with no fees, but you still need a profile and subsequently have a feed usually based on what you search for
Gumtree is useless since ebay bought it and ebay is full of fees and malware
History repeating
