Rogue Paralegal's Avatar

Rogue Paralegal

@rogueparalegal

Pretty much the only thing I'm NOT doing is Kung Fu fighting β›΅οΈπŸš£πŸ»β€β™€οΈβ›³οΈπŸ“šπŸ§ΆπŸŽΉπŸŽ¨πŸ₯Ύ

185
Followers
153
Following
942
Posts
22.06.2023
Joined
Posts Following

Latest posts by Rogue Paralegal @rogueparalegal

Ug. I wish there was an option for a scent-free Uber. I’m sensitive to scents and I find it unbearable, especially in the winter when the only option is to put down the window and suffer the cold.

28.02.2026 15:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s incredibly scary! And I’m so glad you’re okay. I was involved in a similar wreck in my 20s and I remember that it took me months to get over the shock of it. Take care of yourself and take time if you need it.

28.02.2026 15:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Official Team GB Paralympic photo, with the the crests and everything, and a professional headshot, but it's for "Pickle, A Very Good Girl", who is a black labrador, with a hi-viz harness and a red collar.

Official Team GB Paralympic photo, with the the crests and everything, and a professional headshot, but it's for "Pickle, A Very Good Girl", who is a black labrador, with a hi-viz harness and a red collar.

Some of you like dogs, in which case you may appreciate that guide dogs of Team GB for the Paralympics get official photos

24.02.2026 19:39 πŸ‘ 2715 πŸ” 878 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 74

Old: Kids’ Letters To Santa
New: Kids’ Letters Confiscated By Satan

18.02.2026 00:44 πŸ‘ 1035 πŸ” 260 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 5
Video thumbnail

From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X)

"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?

Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…

Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.

Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."

06.02.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 10477 πŸ” 1793 πŸ’¬ 144 πŸ“Œ 492

I’ll take β€œsecurity incident aboard the train” for $100, Alex

07.02.2026 11:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image
07.02.2026 00:41 πŸ‘ 903 πŸ” 120 πŸ’¬ 53 πŸ“Œ 8
 Little girl has a flamethrower and underneath her it says abolish ice

Little girl has a flamethrower and underneath her it says abolish ice

Stickers seen in the wild

03.02.2026 16:25 πŸ‘ 315 πŸ” 60 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3
Video thumbnail

Escorted over to Ward’s Island this morning #Toronto

01.02.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 211 πŸ” 61 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 9

the boulder in me recognizes the boulder in you (size to be determined)

27.01.2026 12:17 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
No Kings is projected on to a mountainside above the town’s lights

No Kings is projected on to a mountainside above the town’s lights

Davos, Switzerland, the World Economic Forum.

20.01.2026 22:16 πŸ‘ 17674 πŸ” 4067 πŸ’¬ 286 πŸ“Œ 291

ICE and MAGA really did bet the farm on all of Minneapolis’s white people going β€œoh yes, please take away our disgusting, evil non-white-foreigner neighbors, oh thank you so much.”

it’s beautiful that they’ve been proven incredibly wrong about that - may the rest of the country do the same.

18.01.2026 02:39 πŸ‘ 13088 πŸ” 2381 πŸ’¬ 135 πŸ“Œ 121
Video thumbnail

People in Minnesota are now using their key fobs to trigger their car alarms from the safety of their homes when they see ICE walking around.

17.01.2026 21:08 πŸ‘ 15514 πŸ” 4722 πŸ’¬ 394 πŸ“Œ 617

Lets make this the most blocked account on bluesky.

In the top 5 at least!

clearsky.app/icegov/profile

13.01.2026 05:01 πŸ‘ 73 πŸ” 47 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

🎢Blockity blockity block🎡

17.01.2026 11:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ICE definitely joined this platform to rage bait so they can use angry replies to them in their propaganda. Don’t let them bait you and if you can’t resist just go ahead and block.

17.01.2026 00:35 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Full circle moment! Congrats!

14.01.2026 15:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

100 THIS!!! I have a whole box of metals that I have no idea what to do with.

19.11.2025 01:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What gif pops up for your name?

15.08.2025 09:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

JEN! πŸ˜‚πŸ’€πŸ€£

15.08.2025 09:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

15.08.2025 09:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What kind of toddler-throwing-a-tantrum shit is this?πŸ™„

15.08.2025 01:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Same. Thinking of dropping Duo. I have a lifetime membership to Memrise, but I haven’t used it. Thinking of switching over because I’ve heard it’s quite good now. My library has mango languages too. For what it’s worth, I used that during the pandemic and I still remember *specific* lessons.

14.08.2025 17:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Americans are being conditioned to think of crime as an urban issue. Ask why.

Alabama's murder rate is far higher than New York City's.

Urban crime is not worse than rural crime. It's just more visible. In cities everything is more visible.

So be careful what you blame city leaders for.

14.08.2025 01:03 πŸ‘ 1505 πŸ” 421 πŸ’¬ 42 πŸ“Œ 34

πŸ’”

14.08.2025 03:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have no idea what's going on here but it is A Nice Thing so I'm sharing it, because I was all geared up to read something bad and/or dumb after logging on today

13.08.2025 14:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But do I get extra life points for raging internally against the slow people on the sidewalk?

13.08.2025 09:43 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image Left to right, Jonathan, Antoni, Karamo, Tan and Jeremiah of the hit show "Queer Eye" walk down the stairs and onto the patio in front of the Library of Congress' Jefferson Building.

Left to right, Jonathan, Antoni, Karamo, Tan and Jeremiah of the hit show "Queer Eye" walk down the stairs and onto the patio in front of the Library of Congress' Jefferson Building.

Left to right, Tan, Antoni, Jonathan, Jeremiah and Karamo look at a collections display inside a room at the Library of Congress.

Left to right, Tan, Antoni, Jonathan, Jeremiah and Karamo look at a collections display inside a room at the Library of Congress.

Left to right, Tan, Jeremiah, Karamo, Jonathan and Antoni of the hit show "Queer Eye" pose in the Main Reading Room of the Library of Congress' Jefferson Building.

Left to right, Tan, Jeremiah, Karamo, Jonathan and Antoni of the hit show "Queer Eye" pose in the Main Reading Room of the Library of Congress' Jefferson Building.

We were so happy to host the Fab Five at the Library of Congress last week, as Netflix films the final season of "Queer Eye" in Washington, D.C. We hope Antoni, Jeremiah, Jonathan, Karamo and Tan enjoyed their time with us as much as we did.

Photos by Elaina Finkelstein/Library of Congress

12.08.2025 19:47 πŸ‘ 67 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

Relatable!

12.08.2025 22:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just let this soak in for a moment.

😑

12.08.2025 22:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0