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Too bad that our legal and institutional safeguards only work to prevent good policies. It would be cool if they also stopped the evil stuff

25.08.2025 20:27 👍 9097 🔁 1778 💬 51 📌 28

I do need the record to reflect that no one in DC wants this. No one in DC has asked for this.

I live in DC. I work in DC. I go out in DC. I feel safe, I don’t feel threatened by crime.

I will feel threatened by Trump’s troops.

11.08.2025 02:57 👍 1247 🔁 373 💬 63 📌 17

i don't really ascribe to the "touch grass" theory of mental health but offer instead a similar "big lizard" model where a trip to the zoo to see a big iguana or gila monster from a few feet away really does wonders

29.06.2025 15:33 👍 1848 🔁 260 💬 68 📌 33

nation rejoices as "freak pervert sex pests out of politics" finally polls at 44%

25.06.2025 02:32 👍 1237 🔁 97 💬 3 📌 0

all i want is to one day own a modest sized home in a walkable neighborhood and raise money for shelter animals. wear an outfit i like, walk to the grocery store, buy some nectarines, feed cats, and live in peace. just don't understand why achieving this is so hard

22.06.2025 21:07 👍 31592 🔁 3773 💬 797 📌 241

It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

22.06.2025 00:47 👍 63713 🔁 14371 💬 813 📌 584
A CTA streetcar traveling south on Wabash towards Jackson

A CTA streetcar traveling south on Wabash towards Jackson

A CTA electric trolley bus 85 Central-Harrison makes a stop

A CTA electric trolley bus 85 Central-Harrison makes a stop

How do we electrify/decarbonize our transit systems?

They used to be 100% electric. We don’t need to wait for battery tech or hydrogen to “catch up.” We did this a century ago.

Wires.

It’s time for both the transit and environmental communities to collectively pull their heads out of their asses.

22.06.2025 05:00 👍 995 🔁 169 💬 34 📌 5

there should be one new video game console, it should only be updated once every 10 years, it should play all the games, and it should have cigarette style warning all over it about the perils of the Gamer lifestyle

14.06.2025 13:59 👍 1748 🔁 170 💬 43 📌 8

lord i do not often pray for you to deliver wet bulb temperatures and/or flash floods to my home in the district of columbia, but

14.06.2025 10:20 👍 886 🔁 26 💬 18 📌 2
Wikipedia definition of "idiot plot": In literary criticism, an idiot plot is one which is "kept in motion solely by virtue of the fact that everybody involved is an idiot",[1]: 26  and where the story would quickly end, or possibly not even happen, if this were not the case.

Wikipedia definition of "idiot plot": In literary criticism, an idiot plot is one which is "kept in motion solely by virtue of the fact that everybody involved is an idiot",[1]: 26  and where the story would quickly end, or possibly not even happen, if this were not the case.

06.06.2025 00:42 👍 9792 🔁 1847 💬 113 📌 150
Nation Can't Believe It On Harvard's Side

Nation Can't Believe It On Harvard's Side

22.05.2025 20:35 👍 16151 🔁 1963 💬 146 📌 112
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homophobic pope is back. hopefully this deters youth from becoming devoutly religious

16.05.2025 20:45 👍 8463 🔁 956 💬 324 📌 198

Getting a text alert saying the National Weather Service has issued a tornado warning and just being happy knowing the National Weather Service still exists.

15.05.2025 19:30 👍 277 🔁 29 💬 9 📌 0
A CNN news notification : The convicted killer crab walked between two walls and pushed through the newly installed razor wire to break out of prison, authorities say

A CNN news notification : The convicted killer crab walked between two walls and pushed through the newly installed razor wire to break out of prison, authorities say

*crab-walked

14.05.2025 17:03 👍 17207 🔁 2893 💬 411 📌 550
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White South Africans granted refugee status by Trump administration arrive in US | CNN Politics A flight carrying a group of 59 White South Africans granted refugee status in the United States by the Trump administration arrived at Washington Dulles airport in Virginia on Monday, a State Departm...

A flight carrying a group of 59 White South Africans granted refugee status in the US by the Trump administration arrived at Washington Dulles airport on Monday, a State Department official said.

12.05.2025 18:46 👍 62 🔁 34 💬 80 📌 28

Headline idea:
Manic? This aging twink just spent $200+ on “storage solutions”

12.05.2025 15:33 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Tips For Planning A Mother’s Day Brunch

Tips For Planning A Mother’s Day Brunch

Tips For Planning A Mother’s Day Brunch
theonion.com/tips-fo...

11.05.2025 14:00 👍 1419 🔁 114 💬 12 📌 3
Skinner meme:

ARE WE OUT OF TOUCH WITH THE MEANING OF CHRISTIANITY?

NO, IT'S THE POPE WHO'S WRONG.*

Skinner meme: ARE WE OUT OF TOUCH WITH THE MEANING OF CHRISTIANITY? NO, IT'S THE POPE WHO'S WRONG.*

09.05.2025 03:49 👍 12108 🔁 2006 💬 138 📌 81
Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’

Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’

Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’

08.05.2025 18:54 👍 42293 🔁 6670 💬 449 📌 324

i actually think it's disgusting that slack automatically changes :) to 🙂. they do NOT communicate the same meaning! you're embarrassing me!!

06.05.2025 18:51 👍 1319 🔁 117 💬 15 📌 19

Imagine if art could be about anything other than profits again

01.05.2025 23:03 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
WH tweet annotating a NYT headline to insert the claim that Abrego Garcia is never coming back.

WH tweet annotating a NYT headline to insert the claim that Abrego Garcia is never coming back.

WH sharing story with AG Bondi saying Abrego Garcia is never coming back

WH sharing story with AG Bondi saying Abrego Garcia is never coming back

With these posts, they’ve made it essentially inarguable that they’re deliberately defying the Supreme Court.

18.04.2025 15:44 👍 24799 🔁 6926 💬 1006 📌 556

I am dead convinced that a lot of my problems wouldn’t exist if I had had access to mirrors with good lighting growing up 🥴

15.04.2025 12:52 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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AOC: When he talks about rapists and criminals, he should look in the mirror

15.04.2025 01:15 👍 38418 🔁 7584 💬 515 📌 453

Privately, sources close to Jared and Ivanka say they oppose kidnapping Americans and sending them to die in El Salvador torture prisons.

14.04.2025 17:33 👍 1548 🔁 116 💬 51 📌 9
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important context about the concentration camps in el salvador:

14.04.2025 21:12 👍 41720 🔁 13751 💬 317 📌 410
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Who’s In and Who’s Out at the Naval Academy’s Library? An order by Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s office resulted in a purge of books critical of racism but preserved volumes defending white power.

Adolf Hitler's “Mein Kampf” is still on U.S. Naval Academy shelves. “I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings” and “Memorializing the Holocaust” are not.

An order by Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s office led to a purge of books that are critical of racism — but preserved volumes defending white power.

11.04.2025 19:06 👍 7279 🔁 3866 💬 485 📌 750
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11.04.2025 05:53 👍 38880 🔁 9148 💬 355 📌 371