I'm sorry ma'am, but your son perished on Kharg Island in a valiant effort to create Wii Bowling meme videos for the White House X account. In the face of danger, he was not cringe; he was based to his last breath. Please have this commemorative Epic Fury challenge coin. Yes that's Punisher, ma'am
14.03.2026 01:08
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Thatβs okay. They wonβt beat us a third time. Letβs go meet them in the Final Four. #BlueCy
14.03.2026 01:11
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That fucking glass court injured Taminβs groin and Iβm about to throw hands at the Big 12 #BlueCy
14.03.2026 01:00
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Iβm sorry, what? You can recognize and grant a time out AFTER the player calling for it has landed out of bounds?????????
14.03.2026 00:49
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MOMMMMYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOLY SHIT I AM READY TO RUN THROUGH A BRICK WALL BRING IT ON CYCLONES MOTHERFUCKERS
#BlueCy
14.03.2026 00:01
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I just rewound and posted a video of it. No doubt about it, and it was awesome.
12.03.2026 18:44
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Here is Coach Otz dropping bombs and it is rad. #BlueCy
12.03.2026 18:39
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Did anyone else just hear Otz in that huddle say βfuck themβ with regard to letting Tech get any easy points? Pretty sure thatβs what he said and ESPN didnβt catch it. #BlueCy
12.03.2026 18:32
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Best Monday of the year.
09.03.2026 23:07
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This is one of the last things I check for in any brief with a link in it. Word is forever trying to make blue underlines happen, so removing them is not for the rushed or lazy.
09.03.2026 18:59
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I think this is about the temperature but honestly it works for decades as well
09.03.2026 04:09
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It's valid to tell people "I have plans" if your plans are to sit on your couch. That's a type of plans
07.03.2026 02:12
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Everyone needs to know the extent of what the U.S did.
An unarmed Iranian ship invited to a joint Indian naval exercise paraded its sailors before the president alongside other participants, including the U.S.
At the last minute, the U.S. withdrew from the exercise and torpedoed the Iranian vessel
05.03.2026 20:39
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The Politico story says he was doing this on a bus, to people who had fallen asleep near the end of a 24-hour journey.
05.03.2026 19:27
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Craig T. Nelson-ass father of the county
05.03.2026 14:24
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A lot of people say AI isn't very good for the world and its outputs are routinely unreliable, but these haters fail to see how it's revolutionizing how we incinerate schoolchildren.
05.03.2026 04:43
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Nancy Youssef, ..guil @ X.com
@nancyayoussef
The preliminary Pentagon cost estimate of the war in Iran is $1 billion a day, a congressional official told me.
12:20 PM β’ 3/4/26 β’ 44K Views
Preliminary Pentagon cost estimate of the war in Iran is $1 BILLION a day. So far.
04.03.2026 19:15
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Thank you! Love the show!
04.03.2026 18:16
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I choose a domestic pigβpreferably a sow from an outdoor farm. Fast, huge, easily spooked, dangerous but not *too* dangerous, and canβt jump or climb well enough to get into the stands of most ballparks.
04.03.2026 05:39
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A familiar combination of nausea, dread, and bone-deep rage.
But also glad to be childless and too old to be drafted this time around.
04.03.2026 05:23
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@hellocullen.bsky.social, May I ask who voiced the Mayor of the Autoverse in ep. 5? IMDB is no help.
It sounds an awful lot like Lee Pace, or possibly someone doing a Lee Pace impression?
04.03.2026 04:45
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This is amazing.
www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com
27.02.2026 17:49
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full quote
25.02.2026 20:14
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Just started doing new data analysis and I know I keep saying this, but: I really, really don't think people appreciate how much this moral panic was a deliberate and extremely expensive invention.
28.01.2026 03:12
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The core of right wing governance--really the only thing it does effectively--is tormenting people
26.02.2026 02:10
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Yes,,, your boy has taken a ride in the 4 man bobsled,,, but im an adrenaline junkie and needed to try skeleton. And now Iβve officially joined the team and am gonna try to start competing.
66 years old going 66 mph.
16.02.2026 19:29
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Is this even satire?
21.02.2026 05:26
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The Musk family are actively endorsing Restore Britain, a party the racist Reform UK considers excessively racist, whose slogan is βmillions must goβ and whose leaders call for the expulsion of Britons of darker skin or Jewish, Muslim or otherwise non-Christian faith
21.02.2026 01:08
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