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James Kemp

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Sport lover - Walton & Hersham - THFC - NY Jets. Got my trombalise

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27.05.2025 20:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Decided to get out the old seat from White Hart Lane. We beat United last time I actually used it too. πŸ†

21.05.2025 21:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Decided to get out the old seat from White Hart Lane. We beat United last time I actually used it too.

Terrible game, but who gives a f*** πŸ†

21.05.2025 21:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

84, Elton John and all that

17.05.2025 16:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Crazy limbs!

13.05.2025 21:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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03.03.2025 11:09 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Regarding memorabilia, I have my seat from the Park Lane

28.02.2025 10:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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23.02.2025 15:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We stole it once. Still have it. Used to feel guilty when we’d go back and they were using a little one πŸ˜‚

13.02.2025 12:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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@kermodeandmayo.bsky.social πŸ€”

10.02.2025 11:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@stanchow.bsky.social love your work. Can I request you do Stephen King. The reading groups I’m in would buy shed loads!

06.02.2025 14:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

01.02.2025 09:11 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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31.01.2025 07:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And I would.

30.01.2025 20:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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30.01.2025 20:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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24.01.2025 07:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just had some. They’ve fucked with the taste too?

16.01.2025 20:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I had that πŸ₯²

16.01.2025 12:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Annoyed the wife by constantly calling her in to see bits I’d paused πŸ˜‚

15.01.2025 19:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The 0% has helped me quit the booze (so far🀞🏼)

02.01.2025 19:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bounty nonce πŸ˜‚

31.12.2024 20:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Vinted. My son now dresses better than me (although it looks like baggy might be back)

30.12.2024 17:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes wish I’d never started the book though!

28.12.2024 08:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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25.12.2024 11:22 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
4 shelves of books:
Shelf 1: A Curtain Twitcher's Book of Murder; Sandwich; The Other Valley; Orbital; Sometimes People Die; The List of Suspicious Things
Shelf 2: Ink Ribbon Red; Falling Animals; All the Colours of the Dark; Freakslaw; Leading Man; William
Shelf 3: Anyone's Ghost; Bored Gay Werewolf; The Betrayal of Thomas True; Guilty By Definition; The Pairing; The Actor
Shelf 4: The Last Murder at the End of the World; The Examiner; The Husbands; Helle & Death; Death on the Lusitania; The Fellowship of the Puzzlemakers

4 shelves of books: Shelf 1: A Curtain Twitcher's Book of Murder; Sandwich; The Other Valley; Orbital; Sometimes People Die; The List of Suspicious Things Shelf 2: Ink Ribbon Red; Falling Animals; All the Colours of the Dark; Freakslaw; Leading Man; William Shelf 3: Anyone's Ghost; Bored Gay Werewolf; The Betrayal of Thomas True; Guilty By Definition; The Pairing; The Actor Shelf 4: The Last Murder at the End of the World; The Examiner; The Husbands; Helle & Death; Death on the Lusitania; The Fellowship of the Puzzlemakers

Festive Giveaway! RT and follow by 5pm on Friday 27th December.

I’ll pick one lucky person from all entrants on Twitter and Bluesky.

One lucky person can pick either shelf 1, 2, 3 or 4 from my Bertvent books of the year as a New Year treat!

UK only.

24.12.2024 20:57 πŸ‘ 157 πŸ” 222 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 7

No Eccleshare for a game with a tennis score?

23.12.2024 15:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜Can I hug you now?’
β€˜Yes please’
All Of Us Strangers

21.12.2024 07:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So embarrassing. Cringe.

15.12.2024 17:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Could be an interesting evening 😬 (yes, it’s always interesting, but 😬)

15.12.2024 17:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Are they not just Jesus birthday cards ?

15.12.2024 12:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0