strange item

can't get SHIT done living in a kink comic

like this was someone flagging themselves as a sub too!

i could speculate on like the assumption that all dommes are secretly just people-pleasing subs or whatever but ill never really know what that persons deal was cuz i did not fucking stick around in that interaction lmao

one time i had some rando come up to me at a munch thing and ask me if i was a bottom

i said no and they interrupted me with 'shut up. thats not up to you.'

????

really not sure what they thought they were doing with that but theres a lot to unpack there!!!

it blows when youre known as a domme and people mistake mundane vulnerability for 'blood in the water' and try shit on you

yeesh!

i love domming other dommes but making a spectacle of it is such an unappealing way to frame it for me + i get super pissed when dommes who sub to me get teased for it

oh i had assumed it was for whoever found her stuffed in the dumpster afterward

*scrolls down* oh i see you already are

imagine the sensation play you could do with that shit

ive seen enough pictures of mundane situations that have people independently project both dominant and submissive scenarios on them via captions on tumblr to think that any given action has an innate d/s element

yeah they do that

yea

shoutout to go girls who get tranced just from being shouted at

wings and halo are super important to me and i like having them affirmed + when people self-id as angels i get excited for them and want to befriend them

so like personally i think sure its a thing you can do and i probably do it too

oh i thought i was the only one???

oh god can i relate

'hey youre really into plants ri--'

'NO IM GOOD THANKS'

its been like 5 years and avoidance really hasnt worked out for me so im trying adaptation now. yknow, like that Nicolas Cage movie. with the plant.

honestly i wonder if shes like gonna have to resist her ntr guy nature or fall back into old patterns

also my brains been warped long enough by the users of this website for that it took me a couple minutes to process her intentions

i had assumed her goal was to have someone cheat on *her*

i was ntrot prepared

what if instead of the beach boys it was the beach birds and the song was called chirpin' USA and they were all birds and they were chirping. to the song

in another two weeks youre gonna bring five

years ago i went through the opposite when i realized i didnt want to sub anymore, and your thread reminded me of that. i know the implications arent the same, but i remember feeling a really deep sense that i had somehow betrayed something by becoming a domme. i felt a lot of anguish. it's rough!

dendrites

what... what were expecting it to look like?
that is the most domination-looking scepter ive ever seen

ive done this to someone before, actually

the idea was to hypnotize her and hten make her watch cringe gamer youtube as a form of psychological torture

it didnt work out cuz it turns out once you hypnotize someone they enjoy it no matter what you make them watch.

hope this helps!

i stand firm on my stance that "a group of Foids came and spiked his Cortisol levels 😭” implies that he was the one who got scared

i think it's the other way around?

idk but my guess is he was impressing some guys with how cool he was and then women showed up and made him less confident?

i think?

eventually a human intern/handler would get too indolent/horny/stupid from halo exposure to use excel anymore and shed sprout wings of her own and fly off to requisition an intern for herself

and everyone involved would get promoted!

angel girls in suits

last year i had this idea called 'biblically-accurate angel investors' and it was about a corporation of invincible fightsexual finance-bro hypnodomme angel bimbos and the human intern/handlers responsible for prying them away from their orgies and herding them to their business meetings on time

angle mouth perfec t size to put soul in! inside very soft and comfort soul put soul in angel mouth. no problems ever in angell mouth because good shape and support for soul. aangel mouth yes a place for soul put soul in angel mouth can trust angel for giveing good love to soul. friend angel.

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