Oh, honey . . . just because you played dress-up at a fake "military academy" that your parents sent you to because you were such an unmanageable, obnoxious teenager doesn't mean you were in the miliary. You had that duty, but lied to get out of it.
I hereby submit: Kerfuffle.
Attaboy Karlyyyy! #Canucks
Holy shit they won! #Canucks
Garly’s gone. This is going to be a rough few years ahead. #Canucks
Welp, at least it was close. #Canucks
All this to pick 2nd or 2rd overall. You know that’s a big possibility. #Canucks
Eagerly awaiting the first pundit to blame the war in Iran on wokeness
Never forget who you’re fighting for.
Spineless when he wore the C in Vancouver so it tracks. 🤷🏻♂️
Somewhere out there, Mark Messier is thanking his lucky stars for Quinn Hughes. #Canucks
Well… the Team USA men’s hockey team sucked the good will out of that fast.
What’s Kash Patel’s ice time? Shots on goal? Anyone?
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It's so cool that the fbi is basically the make a wish foundation for one podcaster
Kash Patel hard at work on a Sunday. 🤦🏻♂️
Small price to pay 😆
At least Jack Hughes scored. Imagine if one of the Tcachucks scored the game winner. You’d never hear the end of it.
There’s probably a few who would do that to be honest.
Fuuuuuck!
The suspense is killing me! I’m going back to bed.
OLYMPIC HISTORY
CAPTAIN CLUTCH SCORES FOR CANADA
Marie-Philip Poulin has just scored her 19th goal at the Olympics, surpassing Hayley Wickenheiser for the most ever.
MPP is injured. And is clearly in pain. And is still delivering in her 5th Olympics.
Jesus Fucking Christ was going to be named William before Mary stubbed her toe.
They are saying Kid Rock handed his Grammy to lil’ Kyle Rittenhouse during the halftime show.
(Not true. Kid Rock has never won a Grammy).
A photo with a text that says: Some people meditate. I say fuck a lot and sigh heavily. Same thing.
Unbothered
