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I know that modern republicans have abandoned almost any pretense of theological literacy but cmon man, its not like Matthew 25 is buried in some obscure part of the bible.
GOP staffers go to Sunday School challenge (impossible)
TRANS GIRL: and trans guys drive like *this*
TRANS BOY: this is one of the most offensive things I’ve ever heard we should kill her
BISEXUAL: i’m bisexual
THE NEXT PANDEMIC: [incubating in the lungs of a guy about to go to the airport] 🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠
When Americans were asked to temporarily sacrifice going to their barbers so we could keep the morgues from overflowing, people with guns stormed the Michigan capitol.
IWW IU 520 (Railroad Workers) PRESENTS: TROLLEY PROBLEM SOLUTION "Slip the switch" by flipping it while the trolley's front wheels have passed through, but before the back wheels do. This will cause a controlled derailment bringing the trolley to a safe halt.
Union workers solved the trolley problem, you're welcome
just heard straits closed and it's blocking trade? what the fuck is happening on grindr these days?
Why am I awake
Millennials are not handling mid-life very well.
Nostalgia is a weapon. You don’t miss the early 2000s, you miss being a stupid child. You want to be stupid again. You want your parents to take care of you. You are 12.
It's the Berghain, Charlie Brown.
This tweet is 9 years old and it's never been wrong once.
Sun Tzu (D-NY) - “When your enemy is making a mistake, fix it for him at great cost to yourself.”
“The asteroid hurtling toward Earth is now casting a shadow”
Democrats introduce bill to ensure all streetlights are operational
India invokes force majeure, gives priority to gas sales to key sectors reut.rs/40q00Ov
LFG!
MrBeast competition to see who can make it through the Strait of Hormuz
500 likes and I'll call out tomorrow and get day drunk and play video games
KEY FACTS • In a 40-minute-long interview on MSNBC, Harris told host Rachel Maddow she had always believed that "titans of industry" would serve as a guardrail for democracy in the country.
sHe wAS rIghT abouT eVeRythinG
donald trump post on truth social: If the Protoss have put out any photon cannons in our base, and we have no reports of them doing so, we want them removed, IMMEDIATELY! If for any reason photon cannons were placed, and they are not removed forthwith, the Military consequences to the Protoss will be at a level never seen before. If, on the other hand, they remove what may have been placed, it will be a giant step in the right direction! Additionally, we are using the same Terran capabilities deployed against the Zerg to permanently eliminate any drones or probes attempting to place photon cannons in our base. They will be dealt with quickly and violently. BEWARE! President DONALD J. TRUMP
Guys I promise you can just eat grilled chicken and drink whey.
“Kaneda…what do you see?”
