When you have the verified checkmark on Bluesky they let you drone-strike one annoying reply-er a day. I usually wait until evening to be sure to I’m picking the worst one.

I just wanna shove him into the square hole like a toddler

musician Gary Numan, born March 8, 1958, aged 68

actor Gary Oldman, born March 21, 1958, aged 67

Happy Gary Retrograde everyone!

The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman

recolored and hastily edited windows 11 background. it says windows 13 and it's green

Windows 13 rumored to "suck your dick clean off", per sources close to Microsoft.

The issue with oatmeal raisin cookies is that people severely overestimate how many they should put into variety packs. You need like, 2 tops. There does not need to be an equal number of oatmeal raisin cookies to that of chocolate chip or peanut butter. They're fine but they're not THAT good.

Animal Crossing should add a romance aspect to the games

Boneless wings are just chicken nuggets, they ain't special and they for sure ain't wings

a bald man is sitting in the driver 's seat of a car and looking at the camera . ALT: a bald man is sitting in the driver 's seat of a car and looking at the camera .

Pikmin 5 is coming out this year, I just can't prove it

tldr fuck this game I want to play stuff with my friends but it genuinely makes me want to crash out when I die and I ask “what happened there how can I do that better next time” and my friends are like “🤷‍♀️ yeah idk that’s bullshit that guy just got added but it’s in beta” BOOOO 🍅

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did anyone else not actually know how to play minesweeper as a kid and just clicked where ever

retro games are making a comeback... awsome

The Mount Rushmore of Pikmin
#pikmin #nintendo

YELLOW PIKMIN

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Crazy that every furniture store has been closing for 20 years

Why are so many names Penis-adjacent? Richard, Peter, Johnson, Cox, Willie, etc.

Need more Yonic names tbh

I like elevator music. Its chill.

Its important to have a game on your wishlist that keeps going on sale every couple of months and you still never buy it.

Top 5 things that didn't happen

Do you think Bad Bunny will announce Pikmin 5 during the Super Bowl Halftime Show later today?

No Kings includes Draft Kings

Keisha Phillips was also one hell of a player, she cannot be discounted here

Good afternoon everyone. Due to the tag on my sweater and the weird vibration of the train, I will tear out the throat of anyone that makes too much noise. Thank you.

Tumblr is still cool, for all both of you who read my posts. Except for all the issues that it has by way of being Tumblr.

Got multiplied by 1. I'm still exactly the same but a process has happened and I am forever changed.

So we got Pulled Pork, Jerked Chicken, and Beef Stroganoff. Any other meat-based dinners that also sound like someone's beating it?

The existence of bullfrogs implies the existence of cuckfrogs

Twitter misinformation: some nazi bullshit

Facebook misinformation: your estranged uncle has a great deal for sunglasses

Tumblr misinformation: dolphin pussy jelly

There are two wolves inside of you.

You have a werewolf kink.